{"id":5180,"date":"2025-05-16T13:29:15","date_gmt":"2025-05-16T13:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5180"},"modified":"2025-11-27T07:17:30","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T07:17:30","slug":"dupa-operatie-tanara-pacienta-intreaba-doctorul-d-le-doctor-spuneti-mi-va-rog-cand-voi-putea-sa-imi-reiau-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5180","title":{"rendered":"Dupa operatie tanara pacienta intreaba doctorul: D-le doctor spuneti-mi va rog cand voi putea sa imi reiau viata\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5222.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5222.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_5222-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Stefan cel Mare dormea linistit. Deodata usa se da de perete si intra un ostean speriat.<br>\u2013 Maria Ta, vin osteni catre noi. Sunt multi de tot!<br>\u2013 Sunt prieteni sau dusmani? intreaba Stefan somnoros.<br>\u2013 Cred ca-s prieteni, ca vin impreuna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bre, moldovene, iti plac rusii?<br>\u2013 Da, mult.<br>\u2013 Dar romanii?<br>\u2013 Nu prea.<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 Pentru ca l-au batut pe tata cu rigla la scoala, \u00een \u201937.<br>\u2013 Si ce face tatal tau acum?<br>\u2013 Ehe, l-au impuscat rusii in \u201944.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip pleaca de la serviciu in pauza de masa, si grabit, da o fuga la banca sa plateasca o factura.<br>Ajunge la banca, intra si vede fericit ca nu mai e nimeni\u2026<br>Se apropie de ghiseu:<br>\u2013 Buna ziua\u2026 am de platit o factura, va rog!<br>Casierita:<br>\u2013 Va rog sa va intoarceti la coada, si sa va asteptati randul, ca toata lumea\u2026<br>Omul nostru, nedumerit, se uita in jur, iese din banca, apoi intra din nou, tot nimeni\u2026 asteapta putin, apoi merge la casierie:<br>\u2013 Buna ziua\u2026 am de platit o factura, va rog.<br>Casierita il invita iar sa astepte la coada pana-i vine randul.. la care omul nostru se intinde peste ghiseu si-i arde o palma sanatoasa!<br>Casierita, zbuciumata:<br>\u2013 Cine-a dat?<br>Omul nostru raspunde:<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, nu vezi ce aglomeratie e aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stefan cel Mare dormea linistit. Deodata usa se da de perete si intra un ostean speriat.\u2013 Maria Ta, vin osteni catre noi. Sunt multi de tot!\u2013 Sunt prieteni sau dusmani? intreaba Stefan somnoros.\u2013 Cred ca-s prieteni, ca vin impreuna. Bre, moldovene, iti plac rusii?\u2013 Da, mult.\u2013 Dar romanii?\u2013 Nu prea.\u2013 De ce?\u2013 Pentru ca l-au &#8230; <a title=\"Dupa operatie tanara pacienta intreaba doctorul: D-le doctor spuneti-mi va rog cand voi putea sa imi reiau viata\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5180\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dupa operatie tanara pacienta intreaba doctorul: D-le doctor spuneti-mi va rog cand voi putea sa imi reiau viata\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5182,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5180"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6536,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180\/revisions\/6536"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}