{"id":5136,"date":"2025-04-07T10:34:32","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T10:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5136"},"modified":"2025-04-07T10:34:34","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T10:34:34","slug":"un-cetatean-beat-se-duce-la-politist-si-ii-spune-sefu-vreau-sa-ti-spun-un-banc-destept-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5136","title":{"rendered":"Un cetatean beat se duce la politist si ii spune: Sefu vreau sa-ti spun un banc destept!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"568\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_4295.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_4295.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_4295-264x300.jpeg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103. Apas\u0103 pe accelerator, n-o ajunge. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva km ajunge la o ferm\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe \u021b\u0103ran:<br>\u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? Prima dat\u0103 v\u0103d s\u0103 fug\u0103 a\u0219a de repede o&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, e nou\u0103 specie, pentru carne.<br>\u2013 \u0218i-i gustoas\u0103 carnea?<br>\u2013 Nu se \u0219tie, nu le putem prinde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4 copii, la \u0219coal\u0103, discutau de serviciul ta\u021bilor lor.<br>\u2013 Andrei ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Gropar.<br>\u2013 Nu se zice gropar, ci FUNC\u021aIONAR LA POMPELE FUNEBRE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 George ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Gunoier.<br>\u2013 Nu se zice gunoier, ci ASOCIAT LA SALUBRITATE!<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103 ce-i taic\u0103-tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DJ la Mistik Club!<br>\u2013 Adic\u0103? (zic to\u021bi \u00een cor)<br>\u2013 CLOPOTAR LA BISERIC\u0102!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103. Apas\u0103 pe accelerator, n-o ajunge. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva km ajunge la o ferm\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe \u021b\u0103ran:\u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? Prima dat\u0103 v\u0103d s\u0103 fug\u0103 a\u0219a de repede o&nbsp; Da, e nou\u0103 specie, pentru carne.\u2013 \u0218i-i gustoas\u0103 carnea?\u2013 Nu se \u0219tie, nu le &#8230; <a title=\"Un cetatean beat se duce la politist si ii spune: Sefu vreau sa-ti spun un banc destept!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5136\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un cetatean beat se duce la politist si ii spune: Sefu vreau sa-ti spun un banc destept!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5139,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5140,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136\/revisions\/5140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}