{"id":5130,"date":"2025-04-06T15:49:18","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T15:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5130"},"modified":"2025-04-06T17:51:48","modified_gmt":"2025-04-06T17:51:48","slug":"mariadupa-o-noapte-romantica-cu-amantul-intra-in-casa-incercand-sa-fie-cat-mai-casual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5130","title":{"rendered":"Maria,dupa o noapte romantica cu amantul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai casual"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Maria,dupa o noapte romantica cu amantul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai casual, dar evident cu cearc\u0103ne evidente sub ochi \u0219i cu rujul \u00eentins pu\u021bin. Ion, deja preg\u0103tit s\u0103 joace rolul detectivului, ia o foaie \u0219i un pix ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i noteze fiecare detaliu al conversa\u021biei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Unde ai fost, Maria? Nu-mi spune c\u0103 iar a\u021bi jucat Monopoly p\u00e2n\u0103 la 5 diminea\u021ba, c\u0103 pe ultima oar\u0103 prietena ta nici m\u0103car nu \u0219tia regulile jocului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maria, \u00eencrez\u0103toare, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Normal c\u0103 am fost la Elena. \u0218tii tu, cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ion, tacticos, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencruci\u0219eaz\u0103 bra\u021bele \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Aha, stai a\u0219a s\u0103 verific\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ia telefonul \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 sune. Prima prieten\u0103 r\u0103spunde somnoroas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Elena aici, ce e, Ion? Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Maria a dormit la tine asear\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 Ion, deja anticip\u00e2nd r\u0103spunsul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elena, pu\u021bin confuz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Maria? Nu\u2026 dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 am un c\u00e2ine care latr\u0103 mai tare ca ea! La revedere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 alte 9 apeluri, reac\u021biile prietenelor sunt variate: una r\u00e2de nervos, alta inventeaz\u0103 pe loc o poveste despre \u201eMaria \u0219i o licorn\u0103\u201d, iar alta pretinde c\u0103 are amnezie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dupa cateva zile,Ion adormind la amanta ajunge acas\u0103 spre diminea\u021ba. Maria, plin\u0103 de suspiciuni, \u00eel confrunt\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u0218i tu unde ai fost? La cel mai bun prieten al t\u0103u, Vasile, presupun, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ion, pe un ton superior:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Evident! Am fost la Vasile! Nici nu mai \u00eentreba, uite-l sun acum s\u0103-\u021bi confirme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Telefonul sun\u0103 la Vasile, care r\u0103spunde vesel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Hei, Ion! Ce faci? Te-ai odihnit bine pe canapeaua mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maria, uimit\u0103, decide s\u0103 verifice mai departe \u0219i continu\u0103 s\u0103 sune \u0219i ceilal\u021bi prieteni ai lui Ion. Rezultatele sunt hilare. Unul dintre prieteni exclam\u0103 entuziasmat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ion? Da, normal c\u0103 a dormit la mine! Dar unde sunt papucii mei? Avea ni\u0219te papuci ai mei c\u00e2nd pleca, s\u0103 nu uit s\u0103-i cer \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cel mai haios r\u0103spuns vine de la ultimul prieten, care r\u0103spunde \u00een r\u00e2sete:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Da, e \u00eenc\u0103 aici, doarme \u00een hamacul din curte. Ce? Crezi c\u0103 glumesc?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maria \u00eenchide telefonul, frustrat\u0103 \u0219i amuzat\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp, con\u0219tient\u0103 c\u0103 prietenii lui Ion sunt ori prea uni\u021bi, ori mae\u0219tri \u00een acoperiri!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Maria,dupa o noapte romantica cu amantul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai casual, dar evident cu cearc\u0103ne evidente sub ochi \u0219i cu rujul \u00eentins pu\u021bin. Ion, deja preg\u0103tit s\u0103 joace rolul detectivului, ia o foaie \u0219i un pix ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i noteze fiecare detaliu al conversa\u021biei. \u2013 Unde ai fost, Maria? Nu-mi spune … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5131,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5134,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130\/revisions\/5134"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}