{"id":5126,"date":"2025-04-04T09:23:39","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T09:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5126"},"modified":"2025-04-04T09:25:53","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T09:25:53","slug":"examen-cu-intrebari-tip-grila-la-care-raspunsul-este-da-sau-nu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5126","title":{"rendered":"Examen cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri tip gril\u0103, la care r\u0103spunsul este \u201cda\u201d sau \u201cnu\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Examen cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri tip gril\u0103, la care r\u0103spunsul este \u201cda\u201d sau \u201cnu\u201d.
Una dintre studente tot arunc\u0103 o moned\u0103 \u00een sus \u015fi noteaz\u0103 rezultatele
Profesorul se g\u00e2nde\u015fte: \u201cS\u0103raca, ce idioata ! Dar cel pu\u0163in asta va termina prima\u201d.
Se termin\u0103 examenul, to\u0163i pleac\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de studenta cu moneda, care continu\u0103 s\u0103 o tot arunce \u00een aer, not\u00e2nd de zor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profesorul se apropie \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ei, ai r\u0103spuns la \u00eentreb\u0103ri?
\u2013 Da.
\u2013 \u015ei ce faci acum?
\u2013 Verific r\u0103spunsurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O tip\u0103 merge la magazinul de animale s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere un papagal de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. Ajunge la pr\u0103v\u0103lie cere \u015fi i se spune c\u0103 stocul este epuizat din cauza cererilor foarte mari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tipa vizibil dezamagit\u0103 d\u0103 s\u0103 plece, v\u00eenz\u0103torului i se face mil\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei arat\u0103 un papagal care cic\u0103 vorbe\u015fte vulgar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tipa accept\u0103, \u00eel ia, \u00eel duce acas\u0103 \u015fi papagalul \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepe repertoriul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se sup\u0103r\u0103 pe el \u015fi \u00eel acoper\u0103 cu o p\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi uit\u0103 de el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 vreo trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se duce la el, s\u0103 ridice p\u0103tura s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 mai tr\u0103ie\u015fte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care papagalul :
\u2013 Te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103-n c*r v\u0103d !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI
O tip\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 prietena cea mai bun\u0103:
\u2013 Auzi drag\u0103, s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 sunt disperat\u0103! So\u0163ul meu nu m\u0103 mai b\u0103ga
\u00een seama deloc!
\u2013 Da\u2026 \u015ftiu cum e, \u015fi eu am trecut prin asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u015ei cum ai rezolvat problema?
\u2013 P\u0103i, du-te la coafor, aranjeaz\u0103-\u0163i p\u0103rul, \u00eembrac\u0103-te c\u00e2t mai s3xy \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103-l \u015fi tu cu cina, provoac\u0103-l!
A doua zi, tipa urmeaz\u0103 sfatul prietenei \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 so\u0163ul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u0163ul vine obosit de la serviciu, c\u00e2nd acas\u0103\u2026 surpriz\u0103! So\u0163ia \u00eel a\u015ftepta cu masa preg\u0103tit\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 foarte s3xy, iar c\u00e2nd i-a servit masa, a l\u0103sat s\u0103 se vad\u0103 anumite p\u0103r\u0163i ale corpului.
So\u0163ul o privi un timp, dup\u0103 care \u00eei spuse:
\u2013 Dac\u0103 n-ai fi nevast\u0103-mea\u2026 mama ce te-a\u015f!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Citi\u021bi \u0219i:
Doi \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i, pe o banc\u0103, \u00een parc:
\u2013 Iubitule, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 ne c\u0103s\u0103torim, o s\u0103 avem doi copii, un b\u0103iat \u015fi o fat\u0103.
\u2013 Dar de unde \u015ftii?
\u2013 Am\u00e2ndoi sunt la mama, la \u0163ar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI
Un politist sta intr-o intersectie.
Vine un sofer si trece pe rosu. P0l1t1stul nimic.
Acelasi sofer parcheaza langa el neregulamentar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P0l1t1stul nimic.
Soferul se da jos din masina si il scuipa pe p0l1t1st.
Nimic. Ii trage cateva palme p0l1t1stului.
Asta nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soferul se plictiseste si pleaca fluierand.
P0l1t1stul fuge dup\u0103 el, ii trage o mama de bata1e si ii spune:
\u2013 Ai trecut pe rosu, n-am zis nimic. Ai parcat aiurea, te-am lasat in pace. M-ai scuipat, m-ai ba.tut, n-am avut nimic cu tine, dar nu concep sa fluieri fals din Bach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI
Un pompier vine acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune nevestei\u2026:
\u2014 Avem un sistem foarte bun la sta\u021bia anti-incendiu\u2026:
sun\u0103 clopo\u021belul \u201e1\u201d\u2026 echiparea !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

sun\u0103 clopo\u021belul \u201e2\u201d\u2026cobor\u00e2rea pe \u021beav\u0103 !!!
sun\u0103 clopo\u021belul \u201e3\u201d\u2026urcarea \u00een ma\u0219ini !!!
De acum \u00een colo o s\u0103 facem \u0219i acas\u0103 la fel\u2026:
c\u00e2nd voi spune \u201d clopo\u021belul 1\u2033\u2026 vreau s\u0103 te dezbraci , de tot\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

c\u00e2nd voi spune \u201d clopotelul 2\u2033\u2026 vreau s\u0103 te v\u0103d \u00een pat , preg\u0103tit\u0103\u2026
c\u00e2nd voi spune \u201d clopo\u021belul 3\u2033 \u2026vreau s\u0103 \u00eencepem s\u0103 facem dragoste
Ziua urm\u0103toare vine pompierul acas\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u2026\u0219i \u00eencepe :
\u2014 Clopo\u021belul 1 !! \u2013 nevasta sare din textile \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne toata ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Clopo\u021belul 2 !! \u2013 nevasta sare \u00een pat \u0219i deschide larg picioarele\u2026
\u2014 Clopo\u021belul 3 !! \u2013 \u00eencep ei agres1v
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute \u2026nevasta spune :
\u2014 Clopo\u021belul 4 !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Clopo\u021belul 4\u2026?? Ce este clopo\u021belul 4\u2026???
\u2014 Mai mult furtun\u2026!!! \u0102sta n\u2019ajunge p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u2018foc\u2019 \u2026!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Examen cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri tip gril\u0103, la care r\u0103spunsul este \u201cda\u201d sau \u201cnu\u201d.Una dintre studente tot arunc\u0103 o moned\u0103 \u00een sus \u015fi noteaz\u0103 rezultateleProfesorul se g\u00e2nde\u015fte: \u201cS\u0103raca, ce idioata ! Dar cel pu\u0163in asta va termina prima\u201d.Se termin\u0103 examenul, to\u0163i pleac\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de studenta cu moneda, care continu\u0103 s\u0103 o tot arunce \u00een aer, not\u00e2nd … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5129,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126\/revisions\/5129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}