{"id":5122,"date":"2025-04-03T18:32:45","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T18:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5122"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:32:47","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T18:32:47","slug":"duminica-la-biserica-o-femeie-ii-zice-preotului-plangand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5122","title":{"rendered":"Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3824.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3824.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3824-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3824-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3824-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte, aseara sotul meu a murit fara lumanare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dumnezeu sa il odihneasca in pace! Si a avut vreo ultima dorinta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, zice femeia, plangand si mai tare, a zis \u201cMuiere, lasa pusca jos!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mam\u0103, ast\u0103zi directorul \u015fcolii m-a l\u0103udat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 foarte tare de cele auzite, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi ce \u0163i-a spus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i a zis c\u0103 suntem o clas\u0103 de m\u0103gari, dar eu sunt cel mai mare dintre to\u0163i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<br>Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca. In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.<br>A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de nastere a soacrei. De aceasta data nici un cadou. Soacra intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba da, mama, cum sa nu te iubesc? Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de cadoul meu de anul trecut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand: \u2013 Parinte, aseara sotul meu a murit fara lumanare! \u2013 Dumnezeu sa il odihneasca in pace! Si a avut vreo ultima dorinta? Da, zice femeia, plangand si mai tare, a zis \u201cMuiere, lasa pusca jos!\u201d Mam\u0103, ast\u0103zi directorul \u015fcolii m-a l\u0103udat! Mama, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 foarte tare de &#8230; <a title=\"Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5122\" aria-label=\"Read more about Duminica, la biserica, o femeie ii zice preotului plangand\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5124,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122\/revisions\/5124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}