{"id":5115,"date":"2025-04-03T04:53:10","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T04:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5115"},"modified":"2025-04-03T04:53:13","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T04:53:13","slug":"bulisor-il-prinde-pe-bula-ca-iese-dintr-un-bordel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5115","title":{"rendered":"Bulisor il prinde pe Bula ca iese dintr-un bordel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bulisor il prinde pe Bula ca iese dintr-un bordel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce faci, tata, aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am venit sa-mi satisfac placerile, dar sa nu-i spui lu\u2019 ma-ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, din curiozitate, Bulisor intra si el in bordel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-i cu tine aici, mai copile, il intreaba matroana?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am venit sa-mi satisfac placerile, raspunde Bulisor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patroana striga la o prostituata:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tatianaaa\u2026 Adu o paine si un borcan cu gem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bulisor manaca 2 felii de paine cu gem iar la a treia felie,fiind satul linge doar gemul de&nbsp;&nbsp;pe ea. Ajunge acasa si-i spune lui tata-sau unde a fost, iar acesta il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai si cum a fost, te-ai descurcat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Am avut la dispozi\u021bie trei. Pe primele doua le-am dat gata, insa cand am ajuns la a treia nu am mai facut fata si doar am lins-o.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 femei stau de vorb\u0103:<br>\u2013 Drag\u0103, asear\u0103 l-am prins pe so\u0163ul meu sun\u00eend la liniile erotice!<br>\u2013 \u015ei ce m\u0103suri ai luat?<br>\u2013 L-am sf\u0103tuit s\u0103 pun\u0103 prezervativ pe receptor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Pe strad\u0103 se plimb\u0103 o doamn\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 din picioare p\u00een\u0103-n cap cu blan\u0103. O alt\u0103 doamn\u0103 se apropie de ea:<br>\u2013 V\u0103 da\u0163i seama c\u00eete animale au trebuit s\u0103 ucid\u0103 pentru aceast\u0103 blan\u0103?<br>\u2013 Dar dv. \u015fti\u0163i cu c\u00eete animale a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 culc pentru aceast\u0103 blan\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevasta unui de\u0163inut \u00een audien\u0163\u0103 la directorul penitenciarului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule director, am venit aici s\u0103 v\u0103 rog s\u0103-i da\u0163i b\u0103rbatului meu o munc\u0103 mai u\u015foar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar, doamn\u0103, b\u0103rbatul dv. lipe\u015fte etichete pe sticle, deci nu v\u0103d \u00een asta un lucru greu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nenorocitul, mie mi-a zis c\u0103 sap\u0103 un tunel\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bulisor il prinde pe Bula ca iese dintr-un bordel: \u2013 Ce faci, tata, aici? \u2013 Am venit sa-mi satisfac placerile, dar sa nu-i spui lu\u2019 ma-ta. A doua zi, din curiozitate, Bulisor intra si el in bordel. \u2013 Ce-i cu tine aici, mai copile, il intreaba matroana? \u2013 Am venit sa-mi satisfac placerile, raspunde Bulisor. &#8230; <a title=\"Bulisor il prinde pe Bula ca iese dintr-un bordel\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5115\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bulisor il prinde pe Bula ca iese dintr-un bordel\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5116,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5117,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5115\/revisions\/5117"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}