Un c\u0103lug\u0103r \u015fi o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 se r\u0103t\u0103cesc \u00een timpul unui viscol. Dup\u0103 un timp ajung la o caban\u0103. Epuiza\u0163i, fac preg\u0103tirile pentru a dormi.
Erau c\u00e2teva p\u0103turi \u015fi un sac de dormit pe jos, dar un singur pat. Fiind un cavaler, el spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sor\u0103, dormi\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een pat. Eu m\u0103 voi culca pe jos \u00een sacul de dormit.
Imediat ce intr\u0103 \u00een sac, trage fermoarul \u00een sus \u015fi a\u0163ipe\u015fte, c\u00eend o aude spun\u00eend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, mi-e frig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El desface fermoarul sacului, se ridic\u0103, caut\u0103 c\u00eeteva p\u0103turi \u015fi o \u00eenvele\u015fte. Intr\u0103 din nou \u00een sac \u015fi c\u00eend inchide ochii ea spune din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Frate, aproape \u00eenghe\u0163\u2026
De data asta, el r\u0103m\u00eene nemi\u015fcat \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sor\u0103, am o idee. Suntem la kilometri de orice fiin\u0163\u0103 omeneasc\u0103, departe de civiliza\u0163ie. De ce nu facem ca b\u0103rbatul \u015fi nevasta?
\u2013 Din partea mea, nici o problem\u0103, r\u0103spunde ea cu voce cochet\u0103. La care el, roste\u015fte url\u00eend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atunci, d\u0103-te jos din pat \u015fi caut\u0103-\u0163i tu singur\u0103 p\u0103turi! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI
Un tip de la cablu sun\u0103 la u\u0219a
Un tip de la cablu sun\u0103 la u\u0219a unui apartament \u0219i r\u0103spunde o doamn\u0103 bine, dotat\u0103 cu toate cele.
Intr\u0103 b\u0103rbatul, \u00ee\u0219i face treaba, \u00eens\u0103 ochii \u00eei st\u0103teau lipi\u021bi de doamna respectiv\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 treaba, femeia \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219te \u0219i \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am \u0219i eu o rug\u0103minte cam ciudat\u0103 la dumneata\u2026
\u2013 Spune\u021bi, r\u0103spunse tipul de la cablu.
\u2013 M\u0103 simt jenat\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 cer asta\u2026 \u0218ti\u021bi, so\u021bul meu este un om decent, serios, \u00eens\u0103 are anumite disfunc\u021bionalit\u0103\u021bi fizice care \u00eel \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 anumite lucruri\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nicio problem\u0103, doamn\u0103, spuse b\u0103rbatul f\u0103c\u00e2nd deja spume de poft\u0103.
\u2013 M-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 eu \u0219i dumneata, dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bi nici o obiec\u021bie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sigur c\u0103 da, r\u0103spunse el neinvitat, gata s\u0103 sar\u0103 pe ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am putea muta frigiderul din buc\u0103t\u0103rie pe hol?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg doi soti scotieni in luna de miere la un restaurant chinezesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cand vede chelnerul ca mananca doar sotul o intreaba pe sotia acestuia:
\u2013 Doamna, dumneavoastra de ce nu mancati, sunt probleme cu mancarea?
\u2013 Ah, nicidecum, astept ca sa termine sotul meu pentru a-mi imprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un c\u0103lug\u0103r \u015fi o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 se r\u0103t\u0103cesc \u00een timpul unui viscol. Dup\u0103 un timp ajung la o caban\u0103. Epuiza\u0163i, fac preg\u0103tirile pentru a dormi.Erau c\u00e2teva p\u0103turi \u015fi un sac de dormit pe jos, dar un singur pat. Fiind un cavaler, el spune: \u2013 Sor\u0103, dormi\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een pat. Eu m\u0103 voi culca pe jos \u00een … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5113,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5114,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112\/revisions\/5114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}