Ion \u015fi Maria erau c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i. Vroiau s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere o ma\u0219in\u0103 Dacia Logan. Mai
aveau nevoie de 1000 de euro, dar, cum nu aveau bani, Ion merge
s\u0103 cear\u0103 de la vecin\u0103. Aceasta \u00eei spune:
\u2013 Dac\u0103 mi-o tragi \u00een stilul albin\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i dau.
\u2013 Stai s\u0103 o \u00eentreb pe Maria, spune Ion, precaut.
Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de negocieri, se \u00eentoarce la vecina, cu acordul
Mariei. Atunci, vecina \u00eei pune pe \u2026o albin\u0103, care \u00eel mu\u015fc\u0103. Lui
Ion i se umfl\u0103. Dup\u0103 actul Ion merge acas\u0103 cu banii:
\u2013 Hai M\u0103rie s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m Dacia Logan!
\u2013 Dar, m\u0103 Ioane, cum a\u0163i f\u0103cut-o?
\u2013 \u00cen stilul albin\u0103.
\u2013 \u015ei cum \u00eei aia?
\u2013 Hai s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t!
Ion \u00eei arat\u0103 cum este stilul albin\u0103, dup\u0103 care insist\u0103:
\u2013 Hai M\u0103rie s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m Dacia Logan!
Maria se g\u00e2nde\u015fte ce se g\u00e2nde\u015fte \u015fi \u00eei propune lui Ion:
\u2013 \u015etii ce, Ioane? Las-o-ncolo de Dacie \u015fi hai s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m 20 de stupi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi iubi\u021bi mergeau cu ma\u0219ina.
El \u00eesi petrecuse bra\u021bul pe dup\u0103 g\u00e2tul ei, si din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd o s\u0103ruta.
La un moment dat zice panicat:
\u2013 Trebuie sa trag pe dreapta.
Ne urm\u0103re\u0219te ma\u0219ina poli\u021biei cu girofarul pornit.
Cred c\u0103 au v\u0103zut ce f\u0103ceam la volan.
\u2013 A, nu-\u021bi face griji, iubitule! E barbatu-meu!!
Am uitat s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 e agent de poli\u021bie la rutier\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ion \u015fi Maria erau c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i. Vroiau s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere o ma\u0219in\u0103 Dacia Logan. Maiaveau nevoie de 1000 de euro, dar, cum nu aveau bani, Ion merges\u0103 cear\u0103 de la vecin\u0103. Aceasta \u00eei spune:\u2013 Dac\u0103 mi-o tragi \u00een stilul albin\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i dau.\u2013 Stai s\u0103 o \u00eentreb pe Maria, spune Ion, precaut.Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de negocieri, se … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5109,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5110,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108\/revisions\/5110"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}