Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I:
\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.
Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Ana are mere.
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.
\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt:
\u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand voi ajunge acasa, va fi \u00abiepuras\u00bb?
\u2013 Mai bine te-ai uita la tine, beat, murdar\u2026 ce iepuras?
\u2013 Pariu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I:\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.Bul\u0103:\u2013 Ana are mere.\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026 Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt:\u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5099,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5100,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5098\/revisions\/5100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}