{"id":5095,"date":"2025-03-28T07:07:55","date_gmt":"2025-03-28T07:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5095"},"modified":"2025-03-28T07:07:57","modified_gmt":"2025-03-28T07:07:57","slug":"marie-se-duce-la-un-urolog-si-ii-spune-domnule-doctor-ma-urinez-tare-imprastiat-la-control-doctorul-gaseste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5095","title":{"rendered":"Marie se duce la un urolog si ii spune: Domnule doctor ma urinez tare imprastiat \u2026La control doctorul gaseste"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"561\" data-id=\"5096\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3617.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5096\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3617.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3617-267x300.jpeg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri.<br>Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezerva..ivul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<br>Ajung cei cu sondajul la o alta familie, bat la u\u015f\u0103. Le deschide Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ne spune\u0163i v\u0103 rug\u0103m ce metod\u0103 contraceptiv\u0103 folosi\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Sigur c\u0103 da. Metoda \u201epupila \u2013 sc\u0103unel\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? Maria strig\u0103 cu putere: Ioaneeeee! \u015ei apare Ion \u00eenalt de un metru \u015fi ni\u0163el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00cel vede\u0163i? Eu s\u00e2nt \u00eenalt\u0103, iar el micu\u0163. Noi o facem \u00een picioare. Pe el \u00eel urc pe un sc\u0103unel.<br>El \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103 lucreze iar eu m\u0103 uit foarte atenta \u00een ochii lui. C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 i se dilat\u0103 pupila, trag un \u015fut la sc\u0103unel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.<br>\u2013 Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!, strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.<br>Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103!<br>Dentista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient daca n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103 s\u0103 ia o pilul\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nicio problema, zice pacientul. M\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu pilulele.<br>Dentista revine cu o pilul\u0103 \u0219i zice:<br>\u2013 Uite aici, o Viagra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul:<br>\u2013 Nu mi-am \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 Viagra atenueaz\u0103 durerea!<br>\u2013 Nu atenueaz\u0103, dar cel pu\u0163in o s\u0103 ai de ce s\u0103 te \u0163ii, \u00een timp ce-\u0163i scot m\u0103seaua\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri.Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezerva..ivul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.Ajung cei cu sondajul la o alta familie, bat la u\u015f\u0103. Le deschide Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri. &#8211; Ne spune\u0163i v\u0103 rug\u0103m ce metod\u0103 contraceptiv\u0103 folosi\u0163i? &#8211; &#8230; <a title=\"Marie se duce la un urolog si ii spune: Domnule doctor ma urinez tare imprastiat \u2026La control doctorul gaseste\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5095\" aria-label=\"Read more about Marie se duce la un urolog si ii spune: Domnule doctor ma urinez tare imprastiat \u2026La control doctorul gaseste\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5097,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5095\/revisions\/5097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}