Bula intra \u00een biroul \u015fefei lui, o plesne\u015fte peste fund \u015fi \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103, mai merge una mic\u0103?
\u015eefa, indignat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule Bula, dar cum v\u0103 permite\u0163i?
\u2013 Uite a\u015fa vorbesc eu cu tipele cu care am dormit \u00eempreun\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar c\u00e2nd am dormit noi doi \u00eempreun\u0103, domnule Bul\u0103? replica indignat\u0103 \u015fefa.
\u2013 Ieri, la \u015fedin\u0163a de analiz\u0103 a rezultatelor departamentului nostru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un student la inginerie sta langa un catarg in curtea Universitatii. Dupa un timp vine un coleg, student la limba romana si il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci colega?
\u2013 Am primit ca tema de la rector sa masor inaltimea catargului si tocmai ma gandeam cu ce formula as putea face asta mai bine.
\u2013 O secunda spune studentul la limba romana.
Scoate catargul din suport, il intinde pe pamant si cu o ruleta il masoara.
\u2013 Exact 7 metri!
Dupa care pune catargul la loc in suport si pleaca. La care viitorul inginer:
\u2013 Filozofii astia!\u2026noi vorbim de inaltime si el masoara lungimea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bula intra \u00een biroul \u015fefei lui, o plesne\u015fte peste fund \u015fi \u00eei zice: \u2013 Ce faci, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103, mai merge una mic\u0103?\u015eefa, indignat\u0103: \u2013 Domnule Bula, dar cum v\u0103 permite\u0163i?\u2013 Uite a\u015fa vorbesc eu cu tipele cu care am dormit \u00eempreun\u0103! \u2013 Dar c\u00e2nd am dormit noi doi \u00eempreun\u0103, domnule Bul\u0103? replica indignat\u0103 \u015fefa.\u2013 Ieri, la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5092,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5093,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5091\/revisions\/5093"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}