{"id":5083,"date":"2025-03-27T08:17:36","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T08:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5083"},"modified":"2025-03-27T08:17:38","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T08:17:38","slug":"bula-tu-ai-vazut-vreodata-o-caprioara-da-la-televizor-eu-te-intreb-daca-ai-vazut-o-in-narura-nu-tata-nu-ne-lasa-sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5083","title":{"rendered":"Bula tu ai vazut vreodata o caprioara ?? Da, la televizor! Eu te intreb daca ai vazut-o in narura!! Nu, tata nu ne lasa sa\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"625\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3946-1024x625.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5084\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3946-1024x625.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3946-300x183.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3946-768x469.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3946.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip elegant iese dintr-un magazin select \u00eempingand un co\u015f plin cu \u015fampanie, caviar, mezeluri fine etc.<br>Cand s\u0103 le bage \u00een portbagajul BMW-ului, observ\u0103 un individ slab, pr\u0103p\u0103dit, care umbla de colo-colo rupand ierburi de la marginea drumului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Dar ce faci, domnule, acolo?<br>\u2013 Adun iarb\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u0103nanc. Trebuie s\u0103 duc \u015fi la copii, c\u0103 nu mai avem nimic.<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?! P\u0103i atunci, uite cartea mea de vizit\u0103 \u015fi vino s\u0103 manca\u0163i la mine acas\u0103!<br>\u2013 E frumos din partea dumneavoastr\u0103, domnule, dar am 8 copii, plus nevasta\u2026<br>\u2013 \u015ei mai bine! Veni\u0163i cu toat\u0103 familia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunte\u0163i foarte generos! Numai c\u0103, din copii, unii sunt deja c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, au \u015fi ei copii\u2026<br>\u2013 N-are-a face, s\u0103 vin\u0103 to\u0163i! La mine acas\u0103 iarba e uite-a\u015fa de \u00eenalt\u0103, iar dac\u0103 sunteti atati de mul\u0163i, \u00een trei ore termina\u0163i!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda impreuna cu prietenul ei se plimbau pe langa un drum foarte aglomerat. La un moment dat barbatul pasionat de masini exclama:<br>\u2013 Uite un Mercedes Vito!<br>Blonda suparata se baga si ea in seama:<br>\u2013 Uite un BMW boule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip elegant iese dintr-un magazin select \u00eempingand un co\u015f plin cu \u015fampanie, caviar, mezeluri fine etc.Cand s\u0103 le bage \u00een portbagajul BMW-ului, observ\u0103 un individ slab, pr\u0103p\u0103dit, care umbla de colo-colo rupand ierburi de la marginea drumului. \u2013 Dar ce faci, domnule, acolo?\u2013 Adun iarb\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u0103nanc. Trebuie s\u0103 duc \u015fi la copii, &#8230; <a title=\"Bula tu ai vazut vreodata o caprioara ?? Da, la televizor! Eu te intreb daca ai vazut-o in narura!! Nu, tata nu ne lasa sa\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5083\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula tu ai vazut vreodata o caprioara ?? Da, la televizor! Eu te intreb daca ai vazut-o in narura!! 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