{"id":5078,"date":"2025-03-26T12:01:16","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T12:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5078"},"modified":"2025-03-26T12:01:19","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T12:01:19","slug":"mai-ioane-ii-zice-nevasta-sa-mariesrii-ca-eu-pot-calatori-in-timp-cum-asa-eu-calatoresc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5078","title":{"rendered":"Mai Ioane ii zice nevasta-sa Marie,srii ca eu pot calatori in timp, cum asa?? Eu calatoresc.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"877\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3921.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5079\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3921.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3921-300x257.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3921-768x658.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bre, moldovene, iti plac rusii?<br>\u2013 Da, mult.<br>\u2013 Dar romanii?<br>\u2013 Nu prea.<br>\u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Pentru ca l-au batut pe tata cu rigla la scoala, \u00een \u201937.<br>\u2013 Si ce face tatal tau acum?<br>\u2013 Ehe, l-au impuscat rusii in \u201944.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bula intr-o zi ii spune mamei sale:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda buna acasa si tata a dus-o in camera si\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sa&nbsp; spui asta cand e taicatu de fata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trece ceva vreme si vine tatal sau acasa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bula, nu ai ceva sa ii zici lu mama?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda buna acasa si tata a dus-o in camera si a trantit-o jos cum te-a trantit pe tine postasul!\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un marinar \u00eesi \u00eenvat\u0103 c\u00e2inele s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 Ia telefon.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Plecat pe mare, marinarul sun\u0103 acas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Paco, esti?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ham! Ham!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nevast\u0103-mea e acas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ham! Ham!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E cu cineva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ham! Ham!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si ce fac ei acolo??- Hauuuuuuuu!\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bre, moldovene, iti plac rusii?\u2013 Da, mult.\u2013 Dar romanii?\u2013 Nu prea.\u2013 De ce? \u2013 Pentru ca l-au batut pe tata cu rigla la scoala, \u00een \u201937.\u2013 Si ce face tatal tau acum?\u2013 Ehe, l-au impuscat rusii in \u201944. Bula intr-o zi ii spune mamei sale: -Mama, ieri, dupa ce ai plecat, a venit o blonda &#8230; <a title=\"Mai Ioane ii zice nevasta-sa Marie,srii ca eu pot calatori in timp, cum asa?? Eu calatoresc..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5078\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mai Ioane ii zice nevasta-sa Marie,srii ca eu pot calatori in timp, cum asa?? Eu calatoresc..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5080,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5081,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5078\/revisions\/5081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}