{"id":5070,"date":"2025-03-25T08:49:31","date_gmt":"2025-03-25T08:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5070"},"modified":"2025-03-25T08:49:33","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T08:49:33","slug":"un-preot-explica-la-ora-de-religie-dumnezeu-l-a-creat-pe-adam-si-cu-o-coasta-din-adam-a-creat-o-pe-eva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5070","title":{"rendered":"Un preot explica la ora de religie: Dumnezeu l-a creat pe Adam si cu o coasta din Adam a creat-o pe Eva!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"571\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3888.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5071\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3888.jpeg 480w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3888-252x300.jpeg 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda se duce sa faca niste cumparaturi intr-un mall si scoate din poseta o bancnota de 100 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Imi pare rau, aceasta bancnota este falsa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da?! se burzului tanara, asta inseamna ca aseara am fost violata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce vin blondele dezamagite de la Londra?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Afla ca Big Ben-ul este numai un ceas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda merge la munte iarna. La receptie, citeste pe ecranul unui televizor instalat deasupra cotele zapezii: Busteni \u2013 15 cm, moale; Clabucet \u2013 20 cm, medie; Postavarul \u2013 25 cm, dura. Se duce la receptioner:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu va suparati, care e camera dlui Postavarul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda se duce sa faca niste cumparaturi intr-un mall si scoate din poseta o bancnota de 100 de dolari. -Imi pare rau, aceasta bancnota este falsa! -Da?! se burzului tanara, asta inseamna ca aseara am fost violata! *** \u2013 De ce vin blondele dezamagite de la Londra? \u2013 Afla ca Big Ben-ul este numai &#8230; <a title=\"Un preot explica la ora de religie: Dumnezeu l-a creat pe Adam si cu o coasta din Adam a creat-o pe Eva!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5070\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un preot explica la ora de religie: Dumnezeu l-a creat pe Adam si cu o coasta din Adam a creat-o pe Eva!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5072,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5070"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5073,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070\/revisions\/5073"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}