\u00centr-un sat medicul se preg\u00e3te\u0219te de pensionare. Vine medicul cel t\u00e2n\u00e3r, iar b\u00e2tr\u00e2nul vrea s\u00e3-i prezinte pacien\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prima dat\u00e3 intr\u00e3 \u00een casa unei femei \u00een v\u00e2rst\u00e3.
\u2013 Domnule doctor, m\u00e3 doare foarte r\u00e3u stomacul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci nu mai m\u00e2nca\u021bi at\u00e2t de multe fructe, doamn\u00e3. Dup\u00e3 ce ies, medicul t\u00e2n\u00e3r \u00eentreb\u00e3:
\u2013 Cum de ati reusit s\u00e3 puneti un diagnostic at\u00e2t de repede, f\u00e3r\u00e3 consultatie?
\u2013 Mi-am sc\u00e3pat stetoscopul, iar c\u00e2nd m-am aplecat dup\u00e3 el, am v\u00e3zut un co\u0219 plin cu resturi de banane \u0219i alte fructe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg la urm\u00e3toarea cas\u00e3. E r\u00e2ndul medicului t\u00e2n\u00e3r s\u00e3 pun\u00e3 diagnosticul. O femeie \u00een v\u00e2rst\u00e3 se pl\u00e2nge c\u00e3 e foarte obosit\u00e3 \u0219i c-o dor salele\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu mai face\u021bi at\u00e2t de mult voluntariat la biseric\u00e3. Ies din cas\u00e3, de data asta e r\u00e2ndul medicului b\u00e3tr\u00e2n s\u00e3 se mire.
\u2013 Cum ai reu\u0219it s\u00e3 pui acest diagnostic?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-am sc\u00e3pat si eu stetoscopul, iar c\u00e2nd m-am aplecat s\u00e3-l ridic, l-am v\u00e3zut pe preot sub pat.
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u00centr-un sat medicul se preg\u00e3te\u0219te de pensionare. Vine medicul cel t\u00e2n\u00e3r, iar b\u00e2tr\u00e2nul vrea s\u00e3-i prezinte pacien\u021bii. Prima dat\u00e3 intr\u00e3 \u00een casa unei femei \u00een v\u00e2rst\u00e3.\u2013 Domnule doctor, m\u00e3 doare foarte r\u00e3u stomacul. \u2013 Atunci nu mai m\u00e2nca\u021bi at\u00e2t de multe fructe, doamn\u00e3. Dup\u00e3 ce ies, medicul t\u00e2n\u00e3r \u00eentreb\u00e3:\u2013 Cum de ati reusit s\u00e3 puneti … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5068,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5067"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5069,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067\/revisions\/5069"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}