{"id":5064,"date":"2025-03-24T04:47:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T04:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5064"},"modified":"2025-03-24T04:47:44","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T04:47:44","slug":"era-o-femeie-care-avea-3-fete-cresc-fetele-mari-si-se-casatoresc-in-noaptea-nuntii-femeia-asculta-pe-la-usile-fetelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5064","title":{"rendered":"Era O Femeie Care Avea 3 Fete, Cresc Fetele Mari Si Se Casatoresc: \u201eIn Noaptea Nuntii Femeia Asculta Pe La Usile Fetelor\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"789\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3554-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3554-1.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3554-1-200x300.jpeg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Era o femei care avea 3 fete, cresc fetele mari si se casatoresc.<br>In noaptea nuntii se duce femeia pe la usile fetelor si asculta ce se intampla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe prima fata o aude plangand, pe a doua o aude razand, si la a treia usa nu aude nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi o intreaba pe prima fata:<br>\u2013 Da\u2019 ce s-a intamplat, maica, te batea ce-ti facea?<br>\u2013 Nu mama plangeam ce era prima data cand nu o faceam pe bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O intreaba si pe a doua fata:<br>\u2013 Mama ce s-a intamplat noaptea trecuta de ce radeai ?<br>\u2013 Pai mi-a aratat o figura pe care o stiam de la gradinita.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce si la a treia fata si o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ce ai patit ca azi noapte nu se auzea nimic in camera ta, sotul tau e impotent ?<br>\u2013 Nu m-ai spus tu sa nu vorbesc cu gura plina?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dl.. Itzic o suna pe dna Goldstein:<br>\u2013 Alo, sarut-mana, ce mai faceti?<br>\u2013 Ce sa fac, sunt singura, sotul e pe teren de-o luna \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Atunci poate imi permiteti sa trec pe la dvs., bem o cafeluta, facem amor \u2026<br>\u2013 Vai, domnule Itzic, credeti ca sunt o prostituata?<br>\u2013 Da\u2019 cine a pomenit de bani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un magazin:<br>\u2013 A\u015f dori \u015fi eu ni\u015fte gula\u015f!<br>V\u00e2nz\u0103torul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunte\u0163i ungur?<br>Tipul se enerveaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei dac\u0103 ceream \u015ftrudel m\u0103 \u00eentrebai dac\u0103 sunt neam\u0163, dac\u0103 ceream pui se\u015fuan m\u0103 \u00eentrebai dac\u0103 sunt chinez, sau dac\u0103 ceream pizza trebuia s\u0103 fi fost italian?!?<br>\u2013 Aaa, nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei atunci de ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi dac\u0103-s ungur pentru c\u0103 am comandat gula\u015f?<br>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 aici e magazin de electronice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era o femei care avea 3 fete, cresc fetele mari si se casatoresc.In noaptea nuntii se duce femeia pe la usile fetelor si asculta ce se intampla. Pe prima fata o aude plangand, pe a doua o aude razand, si la a treia usa nu aude nimic. A doua zi o intreaba pe prima fata:\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Era O Femeie Care Avea 3 Fete, Cresc Fetele Mari Si Se Casatoresc: \u201eIn Noaptea Nuntii Femeia Asculta Pe La Usile Fetelor\u201d\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5064\" aria-label=\"Read more about Era O Femeie Care Avea 3 Fete, Cresc Fetele Mari Si Se Casatoresc: \u201eIn Noaptea Nuntii Femeia Asculta Pe La Usile Fetelor\u201d\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5066,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5064\/revisions\/5066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}