Vecine, \u021bie c\u00e2t \u021bi-a venit ultima factur\u0103 la curent?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 300 de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doar at\u00e2t? Dar cum reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 consumi at\u00e2t de pu\u021bin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu sunt racordat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mami, Anca a fost azi pe la mine si era cam trista, V-ati certat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu ne-am certat doar ca vrea nu stiu ce parfum si i-am spus ca nu il cumpar pentru ca mai are vreo 12.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce parfum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da, mama, ala!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cumpara-l ca iti dau eu banii<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vai de mine, Anca, lasa telefonul mamei ca ai intrecut orice masura!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Buna frumoaso! Ti-o spun direct sa nu ne mai lungim. Imi place de tine si vreau sa fim impreuna. Eu sunt un baiat simplu si sarac deocamdata, n am avere, dar am patru oua si o gaina. Dupa calculele mele din ouale alea ies patru gaini care se vor oua si tot asa deci in 3 ani fac un milion de euro. Ce zici, ne combinam?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu esti genul meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Daca nu m-ai vrut cand am avut o gaina si 4 oua acum sa nu ma mai cauti ca le-am mancat de atunci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Vecine, \u021bie c\u00e2t \u021bi-a venit ultima factur\u0103 la curent? \u2013 300 de lei. Doar at\u00e2t? Dar cum reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 consumi at\u00e2t de pu\u021bin? \u2013 Nu sunt racordat \u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013 -Mami, Anca a fost azi pe la mine si era cam trista, V-ati certat? -Nu ne-am certat doar ca vrea nu stiu ce parfum si i-am spus … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5057,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5058,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5056\/revisions\/5058"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}