Un taximetrist este oprit \u00een trafic de un poli\u0163ist:
\u2013 De ce conduce\u0163i taxi dac\u0103 nu ave\u0163i atestat?
\u2013 Un coleg de-al dumneavoastr\u0103 mi-a spus!
\u2013 Cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 a\u015fa ceva?
\u2013 Da, da! Mi-a spus c\u0103 dac\u0103 beau, s\u0103 merg cu taxi-ul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un tip cu amanta \u00een pat\u2026 La un moment dat sun\u0103 cineva la u\u0219\u0103. Amanta, calm\u0103, \u00eei spune s\u0103 fie lini\u0219tit c\u0103 e so\u021bul, dar rezolv\u0103 ea\u2026 Se duce la u\u0219\u0103, deschide \u0219i-i spune: Ajunge acas\u0103, sun\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103, \u0219i-i deschide so\u021bia: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Un taximetrist este oprit \u00een trafic de un poli\u0163ist:\u2013 De ce conduce\u0163i taxi dac\u0103 nu ave\u0163i atestat?\u2013 Un coleg de-al dumneavoastr\u0103 mi-a spus!\u2013 Cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 a\u015fa ceva?\u2013 Da, da! Mi-a spus c\u0103 dac\u0103 beau, s\u0103 merg cu taxi-ul. Citi\u021bi \u0219i: Un tip cu amanta \u00een pat\u2026 La un moment dat sun\u0103 cineva la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5051,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5052,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5050\/revisions\/5052"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2014 A, iubi ! Ce bine c-ai venit !\u2026 Du \u0219i tu gunoiul !
Tipa \u00eei pune g\u0103leata cu gunoiul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, iar so\u021bul pleac\u0103. Amantul se \u00eembrac\u0103 lini\u0219tit \u0219i, pe sc\u0103ri, \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een sinea lui:
\u201e\u0218i frumoas\u0103, \u0219i de\u0219teapt\u0103 !\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 A, iubi ! Ce bine c-ai venit !\u2026 Du \u0219i tu gunoiul !
Ia tipul g\u0103leata, coboar\u0103 sc\u0103rile \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een sinea lui:
\u201e\u0218i ur\u00e2t\u0103, \u0219i cu tupeu !\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n