Coada mare la preot, o groaza de barbati si numai o femeie, o blonda.
Dupa ce termina spovedania, preotul ii zice blondei:
\u2013 Mergi cu Domnul!
Privind in jur, blonda intreaba:
\u2013 Cu care dintre ei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te razi ca s\u0103-\u0163i pot admira frumosul chip \u00een voie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu pot, draga mea, nevast\u0103-mea ador\u0103 barba asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te rog, te rog! \u00eel implor\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0162i-am zis c\u0103 nu pot, so\u0163ia mea este nebun\u0103 dup\u0103 barba mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea \u00eel mai rug\u0103 o dat\u0103, pl\u00e2nse pu\u0163in a\u015fa c\u0103 el \u00een final a cedat \u015fi s-a dus s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea barba jos. \u00cen aceea\u015fi sear\u0103, Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 se strecoar\u0103 \u00een patul so\u0163iei \u00een timp ce ea dormea \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi lipi fa\u0163a proasp\u0103t b\u0103rbierit\u0103 de fa\u0163a ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Oh, Ioane, nu trebuia s\u0103 vii \u00een seara asta! Gheorghi\u0163\u0103 al meu trebuie s\u0103 vin\u0103 din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Coada mare la preot, o groaza de barbati si numai o femeie, o blonda.Dupa ce termina spovedania, preotul ii zice blondei:\u2013 Mergi cu Domnul!Privind in jur, blonda intreaba:\u2013 Cu care dintre ei? Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat \u00ee\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 amanta care \u00eei propune: \u2013 Gheorghi\u0163\u0103, iubitule, \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 foarte bine cu barba, dar tare a\u015f vrea s\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5044,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5045,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5043\/revisions\/5045"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}