{"id":5035,"date":"2025-03-18T08:40:45","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T08:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5035"},"modified":"2025-03-18T08:40:48","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T08:40:48","slug":"un-politist-opreste-o-masina-condusa-de-o-blonda-deoarece-mergea-pe-o-strada-cu-sens-unic-in-contrasensstiti-unde-mergetinu-dar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5035","title":{"rendered":"Un politist opreste o masina condusa de o blonda deoarece mergea pe o strada cu sens unic in contrasens:Stiti unde mergeti??Nu dar\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3644.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3644.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3644-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3644-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3644-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om sparge o Banca si ia cativa ostateci. Intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:<br>\u2013 Spune-mi, m-ai vazut jefuind Banca?<br>Ostatecul raspunde:<br>\u2013 Da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Fara sa mai stea pe ganduri, hotul il impusca in cap.<br>Apoi intreaba acelasi lucru pe cel de-al doilea ostatec. Al doilea raspunde:<br>\u2013 Eu NU te-am vazut, dar te-a vazut soacra-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Salut, ce faci?<br>\u2013 Ma uit la un film.<br>\u2013 Ce film?<br>\u2013 Rechinul ucigas.<br>\u2013 Si despre ce este vorba?<br>\u2013 Despre un cal care vroia sa ajunga scriitor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tipa merge la un chirurg plastician:<br>\u2013 Doctore, mi-am pierdut urechile intr-un accident, va rog ajutati-ma!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nici o problema, va montez o pereche de urechi de la o blonda\u2026 va deranjeaza?<br>\u2013 Nu, nu cred, sunt tot urechi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trece o luna, dupa care femeia se intoarce la cabinet dezorientata. Doctorul o intreaba mirat:<br>\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat, nu auziti bine?<br>\u2013 Ba da, aud perfect, dar\u2026nu-nteleg nimic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om sparge o Banca si ia cativa ostateci. Intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:\u2013 Spune-mi, m-ai vazut jefuind Banca?Ostatecul raspunde:\u2013 Da! Fara sa mai stea pe ganduri, hotul il impusca in cap.Apoi intreaba acelasi lucru pe cel de-al doilea ostatec. Al doilea raspunde:\u2013 Eu NU te-am vazut, dar te-a vazut soacra-mea! Salut, ce faci?\u2013 Ma &#8230; <a title=\"Un politist opreste o masina condusa de o blonda deoarece mergea pe o strada cu sens unic in contrasens:Stiti unde mergeti??Nu dar\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5035\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un politist opreste o masina condusa de o blonda deoarece mergea pe o strada cu sens unic in contrasens:Stiti unde mergeti??Nu dar\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5037,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5038,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions\/5038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}