{"id":5032,"date":"2025-03-18T06:47:02","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T06:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5032"},"modified":"2025-03-18T06:47:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T06:47:04","slug":"scandal-sotia-si-sotul-la-judecata-este-intrebata-ce-s-a-intamplat-mai-intai-m-a-chemat-acasa-si-in-timpul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5032","title":{"rendered":"Scandal sotia si sotul la judecata este intrebata ce s-a intamplat?? Mai intai m-a chemat acasa si in timpul\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"917\" height=\"902\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3440.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5033\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3440.webp 917w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3440-300x295.webp 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3440-768x755.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 917px) 100vw, 917px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bul b\u0103nuia c\u0103 so\u021bia \u00eel \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 \u0219i hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-i fac\u0103 un test.<br>Spun\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 pleac\u0103 pe 2 zile de acas\u0103, se ascunde sub pat \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103.<br>St\u0103 el c\u00e2t st\u0103 \u0219i hop vine vecinul \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 cu so\u021bia se bag\u0103 \u00een pat, iar ea \u00eei zice:<br>\u2013 Ioane, vreau un copil de la tine.<br>\u2013 Cei cu tine, tu nici m\u0103car nu po\u021bi \u00eenf\u0103\u0219ura copilul \u00een scutece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia g\u00e2ndindu-se un pic, \u00eel \u00eenf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103 pe Ion \u00een plapum\u0103 \u0219i se duce la buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 \u0219i un biberon. \u00cen timpul acesta so\u021bul iese de sub pat \u0219i aplec\u00e2ndu-se deasupra lui Ion \u00eei zice : \u201dUgu-gu, puiul tatei\u201d! dup\u0103 care pleac\u0103 la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i-i zice so\u021biei:<br>\u2013 Drag\u0103, dute \u0219i-l schimb\u0103 pe Ionel c\u0103, a f\u0103cut pe el s\u0103racu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula a imbatranit si a devenit om de serviciu la o intreprindere. Intr-o zi directorul il cheama si ii spune:<br>\u2013 Vreau sa faci luna pe aici pentru ca maine primim o vizita deosebita. Vine Angelina Jolie.<br>\u2013 Sigur ca da sefu\u2019. Angelina Jolie este prietena mea. Inainte sa fie cu Brad Pitt\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum poti sa spui asa ceva, Bula? Treci imediat la treaba.<br>A doua zi, cand soseste Angelina Jolie, il vede pe Bula, se duce la el, il imbratiseaza si il saruta, spre stupoarea directorului.<br>\u2013 Bula, saptamana viitoare plecam in SUA. S-ar putea sa ne primeasca si Obama.<br>\u2013 Dar Obama este prietenul meu. Pot sa vin si eu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu prea convins, directorul accepta. Cum intra la Casa Alba si il vede Obama pe Bula, il imbratiseaza si se bucura foarte tare.<br>O noua delegatie\u2026 la Roma. Directorul, dupa experientele trecute, il ia si pe Bula. Intr-o zi trecand pe langa Vatican, il vede pe Bula la o fereastra alaturi de Papa.<br>Nu-i vine sa creada. Opreste un trecator si-l intreaba:<br>\u2013 Nu va suparati, stiti cumva cine sunt persoanele de la fereastra?<br>\u2013 Despre unul dintre ei nu stiu nimic, dar celalalt este sigur Bula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bul b\u0103nuia c\u0103 so\u021bia \u00eel \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 \u0219i hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-i fac\u0103 un test.Spun\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 pleac\u0103 pe 2 zile de acas\u0103, se ascunde sub pat \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103.St\u0103 el c\u00e2t st\u0103 \u0219i hop vine vecinul \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 cu so\u021bia se bag\u0103 \u00een pat, iar ea \u00eei zice:\u2013 Ioane, vreau un copil de la tine.\u2013 Cei cu tine, tu &#8230; <a title=\"Scandal sotia si sotul la judecata este intrebata ce s-a intamplat?? Mai intai m-a chemat acasa si in timpul\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5032\" aria-label=\"Read more about Scandal sotia si sotul la judecata este intrebata ce s-a intamplat?? 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