So\u021bul vine acas\u0103 de la munc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune so\u021biei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Draga mea, vezi c\u0103 ast\u0103zi o s\u0103 vin\u0103 un coleg de la munc\u0103 la cin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia c\u00e2nd aude, \u00eencepe repertoriul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tu ai \u00eenebunit? Nu vezi \u0219i tu c\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 este totul cu susul \u00een jos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu am f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turi, toate vasele sunt murdare si nu am chef s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 g\u0103tesc ceva special acuma!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stai drag\u0103 linistit\u0103, cunosc foarte bine aceste lucruri, r\u0103spunde so\u021bul calm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci? De ce ai invitat colegul la cina?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul cu mult\u0103 compasiune in voce:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103rmanul de el are de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 se \u00eensoare .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O batranica astepta in statia de tramvai. Cind vine primul tramvai, il intreaba pe baiatul care statea linga ea:
\u2013 Maica, ce tramvai e?
\u2013 13, mamaie!
\u2013 Esti sigur?
\u2013 Normal ! De ce?
\u2013 Pai am mai vazut scris pe un gard \u201ep**a\u201d si, cind colo, era depozit de lemne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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So\u021bul vine acas\u0103 de la munc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune so\u021biei: \u2013 Draga mea, vezi c\u0103 ast\u0103zi o s\u0103 vin\u0103 un coleg de la munc\u0103 la cin\u0103. So\u021bia c\u00e2nd aude, \u00eencepe repertoriul: \u2013 Tu ai \u00eenebunit? Nu vezi \u0219i tu c\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 este totul cu susul \u00een jos? Nu am f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turi, toate vasele sunt … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5023,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5024,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5022\/revisions\/5024"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}