{"id":5019,"date":"2025-03-16T17:15:52","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T17:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5019"},"modified":"2025-03-16T17:15:55","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T17:15:55","slug":"seful-cheama-la-interviu-patru-fete-pentru-postul-de-secretara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5019","title":{"rendered":"\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"496\" data-id=\"5020\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_2136.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_2136.webp 460w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_2136-278x300.webp 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta le pune o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen mod normal, o femeie are buze \u00een dou\u0103 locuri diferite. Care este diferen\u0163a dintre cele dou\u0103 locuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prima r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00centr-o parte e p\u0103roas\u0103, iar \u00een cealalt\u0103 nu e!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Destul de bun r\u0103spunsul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Una poate vorbi, dar cealalt\u0103 nu poate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Foarte bun r\u0103spuns!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A treia fat\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Una e vertical\u0103, iar cealalt\u0103 e orizontal\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Un r\u0103spuns inteligent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A patra fat\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Una o folosesc eu, iar pe cealalt\u0103 o folose\u015fte \u015feful meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la dictare..<br>Bula: Ce ati spus dl. profesor?<br>Dl. profesor: Nu mai repet a 2-a oara !<br>Bula: Du-te dracu!<br>Dl. profesor: Ce ai spus ?<br>Bula: Nu mai repet a 2-a oara !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul de geografie:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, te-ai preg\u0103tit pentru azi?<br>\u2013 Da, domn profesor.<br>\u2013 Atunci spune-mi unde sunt Mun\u0163ii Apuseni?<br>\u2013 La pagina 98, domn profesor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, cum se numesc persoanele care continu\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 altora, de\u015fi e clar c\u0103 cele din urm\u0103 nu mai sunt interesate de discu\u0163ie?<br>Bul\u0103:<br>\u2013 Se numesc profesori, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Buli\u015for, cum ai reu\u015fit ca \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai ai nicio gre\u015feal\u0103 de ortografie \u00een temele de acas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mama e plecat\u0103 din localitate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In campania electorala , un candidat la Parlament se deplaseaza in judet pentru a sta de vorba cu alegatorii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este insotit de un secretar care, la ordin, scrie tot ce-I spune seful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajunge candidatul la o casa modesta din chirpici, in fata careia un batran cocarjat fumeaza dintr-un chistoc de tigara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ia zi bade , asta-i casa matale ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, dom\u2019le , vai de capu\u2019ei, maine-poimaine se prabuseste peste mine !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trece-l pe lista cu o casa, ordona candidatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bade , dar in grajdul ala ai ceva ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N-am nimic , dragul mosului, am vandut toate animalele ca nu mai aveam ce sa le da de mancare !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taie-l cu casa si trece-l cu o vaca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosule, te intreb ceva mai intim , matale ma-ntelegi ,treaba aia, mai poti ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ei , as vrea eu da\u2019 nu mai am cu ce !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taie-l cu vaca si trece-l c-o p**a !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103. Acesta le pune o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare: \u2013 \u00cen mod normal, o femeie are buze \u00een dou\u0103 locuri diferite. Care este diferen\u0163a dintre cele dou\u0103 locuri? Prima r\u0103spunde: \u2013 \u00centr-o parte e p\u0103roas\u0103, iar \u00een cealalt\u0103 nu e! \u2013 Destul de bun r\u0103spunsul\u2026 A doua r\u0103spunde: &#8230; <a title=\"\u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5019\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u015eeful cheam\u0103 la interviu patru fete pentru postul de secretar\u0103.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5021,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019\/revisions\/5021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}