{"id":5008,"date":"2025-03-14T18:20:03","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T18:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5008"},"modified":"2025-03-14T18:20:07","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T18:20:07","slug":"ion-se-intoarce-de-la-camp-si-o-gaseste-pe-maria-in-pat-cu-gheorghe-prietenul-lui-cel-mai-bun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5008","title":{"rendered":"Ion se \u00eentoarce de la c\u00e2mp si o gaseste pe Maria \u00een pat cu Gheorghe prietenul lui cel mai bun"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Da cu coasa de pam\u00e2nt si zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No, ba Marie.&nbsp; Cu cel mai bun&nbsp;<strong>prieten&nbsp;<\/strong>al meu?!?&nbsp; C\u00e2te am facut eu pentru tine\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Te-am luat, te-am educat si&nbsp;<strong>\u00eembracat<\/strong>, nu te pun sa faci de&nbsp;<strong>m\u00e2ncare<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si tu ba Gheorghe\u2026 Am fost prieteni de mici baaaaa.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2te batai am luat de la tactu \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa te scap pe tine baaaa\u2026.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si dati-o in aia a mea de treaba,&nbsp; macar nu va mai faceti nimic c\u00e2nd vorbesc cu voi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Profesoara \u00eei \u00eentreaba pe copii ce man\u00e2nca ei acasa.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ceai.Profa \u00eei spune ca nu e bine, ca o sa aiba\u00a0<strong>inspectie\u00a0<\/strong>si ca daca \u00eel \u00eentreaba ce man\u00e2nca sa spuna ca man\u00e2nca friptura\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi \u2013 inspectie.Inspectorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Ce m\u00eencati voi acasa,\u00a0<strong>copii<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u00a0<strong>Friptura<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Toata ziua friptura?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Si c\u00e2ta friptura man\u00eenci tu, Bula, seara?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cam doua\u00a0<strong>cani<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>O blond\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte ma\u015fina din parcare cu portiera \u00eenfundat\u0103.&nbsp;<\/strong>Un trec\u0103tor&nbsp;<strong>binevoitor&nbsp;<\/strong>o sf\u0103tuie\u015fte s\u0103 sufle \u00een \u0163eava de e\u015fapament p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd portiera revine la forma ini\u0163ial\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda nu st\u0103 mult pe\u00a0<strong>g\u00e2nduri\u00a0<\/strong>\u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 sufle.\u00cen timp ce era \u00een plin\u0103\u00a0<strong>activitate<\/strong>, o alt\u0103 blonda o vede \u015fi \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013Ce faci drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Suflu ca s\u0103 \u00eendrept\u00a0<strong>portiera<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vai drag\u0103, fraier\u0103 mai e\u015fti! N-o s\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce, drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai nu vezi drag\u0103 c-ai\u00a0<strong>ferestrele\u00a0<\/strong>deschise!\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da cu coasa de pam\u00e2nt si zice: \u2013 No, ba Marie.&nbsp; Cu cel mai bun&nbsp;prieten&nbsp;al meu?!?&nbsp; C\u00e2te am facut eu pentru tine\u2026&nbsp; Te-am luat, te-am educat si&nbsp;\u00eembracat, nu te pun sa faci de&nbsp;m\u00e2ncare\u2026 Si tu ba Gheorghe\u2026 Am fost prieteni de mici baaaaa.&nbsp;&nbsp; C\u00e2te batai am luat de la tactu \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa te scap pe &#8230; <a title=\"Ion se \u00eentoarce de la c\u00e2mp si o gaseste pe Maria \u00een pat cu Gheorghe prietenul lui cel mai bun\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5008\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion se \u00eentoarce de la c\u00e2mp si o gaseste pe Maria \u00een pat cu Gheorghe prietenul lui cel mai bun\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5009,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5010,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5008\/revisions\/5010"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}