{"id":5005,"date":"2025-03-14T18:11:57","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T18:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5005"},"modified":"2025-03-14T18:11:59","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T18:11:59","slug":"bula-e-in-clasa-a-treia-la-ora-de-franceza-inspectie-vin-doi-inspectori-si-se-pun-in-ultima-banca-in-spatele-lui-bula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5005","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui Bul\u0103\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3182\">Bul\u0103<\/a>. Profesoara are 24 de ani, arat\u0103 foarte bine \u015fi poart\u0103 fust\u0103 mini. Scrie ceva \u00een francez\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, dragi elevi, cine vrea s\u0103 traduc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nimeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, copii, ce scrie pe tabl\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na brusc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia zi, Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe tabl\u0103 scrie: `Mam\u0103, ce <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3182\">bulane mi\u015fto <\/a>are gagica asta!`<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103garule! Stai jos, ai nota doi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentoarce \u00eencruntat c\u0103tre cei doi inspectori din spatele lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 habar nu ave\u0163i limba francez\u0103, mai \u015fi sufla\u0163i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0CITESTE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL<a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3182\"> BANC<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevasta \u0219i-a ascuns amantul \u00een dulap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noaptea, amor\u021bit, \u0103sta \u00eembrac\u0103 o blan\u0103 din dulap \u0219i d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 tip-til.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3182\">Sotul<\/a> aude, se trezeste si-l vede :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu cine mai e\u0219ti b\u0103 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O molie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i cu blana ce-i, unde-o duci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O m\u0103n\u00e2nc acas\u0103 !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui Bul\u0103. Profesoara are 24 de ani, arat\u0103 foarte bine \u015fi poart\u0103 fust\u0103 mini. Scrie ceva \u00een francez\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Hai, dragi elevi, cine vrea s\u0103 traduc\u0103? Nimeni. \u2013 Hai, copii, ce &#8230; <a title=\"Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui Bul\u0103\u2026.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5005\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui Bul\u0103\u2026.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5006,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5007,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5005\/revisions\/5007"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}