{"id":5000,"date":"2025-03-14T12:14:13","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T12:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5000"},"modified":"2025-03-14T12:14:17","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T12:14:17","slug":"bula-ba-am-fost-la-oftamolog-si-o-sa-port-ochelari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5000","title":{"rendered":"Bula: Ba am fost la oftamolog si o sa port ochelari"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"504\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3530.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3530.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3530-298x300.jpeg 298w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3530-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua blonde se uitau cu interes la o pereche de manusi din cauciuc, intr-o vitrina.<br>\u2013 La ce or fi bune manusile astea?<br>\u2013 Eh, cum la ce?! Te poti spala pe maini fara sa te uzi!<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie uratica se plange unui politist:<br>\u2013 Domnule politist, tipul acela ma urmareste. Cred ca e beat!<br>Politistul o masoara de sus pana jos si ii spune:<br>\u2013 Aveti dreptate. Cu siguranta, este beat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un doctor se intalneste cu un vechi prieten, avocat, in vacanta pe Riviera Franceza.<br>Doctorul:<br>\u2013 Salut, ce vant te aduce pe aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avocatul:<br>\u2013 Pai mai stii darapanatura aia de cabana la Predeal pe care am cumparat-o? A luat foc si cu banii de la asigurari am venit sa ma relaxez, ca oricum n-am unde sta. Dar tu?<br>Doctorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pai tot asa! Mai stii darapanatura aia de casa de vacanta din Moldova pe care mi-am luat-o?<br>\u2013 Au luat-o apele si din banii de asigurare am venit sa ma relaxez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care avocatul, cu voce joasa:<br>\u2013 Zi-mi si mie: cum ai facut sa provoci inundatiile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doua blonde se uitau cu interes la o pereche de manusi din cauciuc, intr-o vitrina.\u2013 La ce or fi bune manusile astea?\u2013 Eh, cum la ce?! Te poti spala pe maini fara sa te uzi! O femeie uratica se plange unui politist:\u2013 Domnule politist, tipul acela ma urmareste. Cred ca e beat!Politistul o masoara de &#8230; <a title=\"Bula: Ba am fost la oftamolog si o sa port ochelari\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5000\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula: Ba am fost la oftamolog si o sa port ochelari\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5002,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5003,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000\/revisions\/5003"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}