{"id":4996,"date":"2025-03-14T08:33:38","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T08:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4996"},"modified":"2025-03-14T08:33:47","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T08:33:47","slug":"fii-atenta-fetito-cu-cine-te-plimbi-ca-peste-9-luni-te-poti-trezi-cu-un-copil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4996","title":{"rendered":"Fii atenta fetito cu cine te plimbi ca peste 9 luni te poti trezi cu un copil"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"503\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3525.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4997\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3525.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3525-298x300.jpeg 298w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3525-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un englez, un scotian si un irlandez intra impreuna intr-un pub.&nbsp;<br>Isi ia fiecare cate o bere, dar trei muste aterizeaza in halbele lor.<br>Englezul da dezgustat berea deoparte.<br>Irlandezul da musca deoparte si bea linistit.<br>Scotianul, scoate musca si o tine de aripi deasupra halbei:<br>\u2013 Scuipa tot, scuipa tot inapoi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Da.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania.<br>Un student intreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes?<br>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci.\u00a0<br>Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor care nu au deloc;\u00a0<br>\u2013 A doua: nu imprumuta bani celor care au cu adev\u0103rat nevoie de ei;\u00a0<br>\u2013 A treia: nu imprumuta proprii t\u0103i bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un englez, un scotian si un irlandez intra impreuna intr-un pub.&nbsp;Isi ia fiecare cate o bere, dar trei muste aterizeaza in halbele lor.Englezul da dezgustat berea deoparte.Irlandezul da musca deoparte si bea linistit.Scotianul, scoate musca si o tine de aripi deasupra halbei:\u2013 Scuipa tot, scuipa tot inapoi! La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de &#8230; <a title=\"Fii atenta fetito cu cine te plimbi ca peste 9 luni te poti trezi cu un copil\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4996\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fii atenta fetito cu cine te plimbi ca peste 9 luni te poti trezi cu un copil\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4998,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4999,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996\/revisions\/4999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}