{"id":4988,"date":"2025-03-13T08:24:16","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T08:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4988"},"modified":"2025-03-13T08:24:18","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T08:24:18","slug":"angajatorul-iti-dau-2500-de-lei-pe-luna-incepand-de-azi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4988","title":{"rendered":"Angajatorul: Iti dau 2500 de lei pe luna incepand de azi\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3472.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4989\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3472.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3472-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3472-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3472-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se angajeaza matelot pe iahtul lui Bill Gates.<br>Cu ocazia \u00eemplinirii majoratului fetei lui, Bill organizeaza o megapetrecere pe acest vas, \u00een Marea Caraibelor.<br>\u00cen aplauzele si laudele tuturor, fata se dezbrac\u0103 \u0219i sare \u00een ap\u0103, pentru a le ar\u0103ta tuturor, c\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103 \u0219i bun\u0103 \u00eenotatoare este.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat, toat\u0103 lumea r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eengrozit\u0103: Un rechin se apropia cu mare vitez\u0103 de fat\u0103.<br>Fata observ\u0103 \u0219i ea rechinul \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenoate, cu putere, spre vas.<br>Bill, innebunit, \u00eencepe:<br>\u2013 Un milion de dolari cui imi salveaza fata!.<br>Nimeni nu are curaj.<br>\u2013 Zece milioane de dolari! Tot nimeni nu indrazneste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Toata averea mea \u0219i fata de so\u021bie!<br>Atunci se aude un b\u00e2ld\u00e2b\u00e2c \u00een ap\u0103, rechinul se sperie \u0219i fuge, iar Bul\u0103 apare pe punte, cu fata \u00een bra\u021be.<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, mi-ai salvat fata! Toata averea mea \u0219i fata \u00ee\u021bi apartin!<br>\u2013 Te dau naibii cu fata ta \u0219i cu toata averea ta! Mie spune-mi cine-mi facu v\u00e2nt \u00een ap\u0103, c\u0103-l omor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 se angajeaza matelot pe iahtul lui Bill Gates.Cu ocazia \u00eemplinirii majoratului fetei lui, Bill organizeaza o megapetrecere pe acest vas, \u00een Marea Caraibelor.\u00cen aplauzele si laudele tuturor, fata se dezbrac\u0103 \u0219i sare \u00een ap\u0103, pentru a le ar\u0103ta tuturor, c\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103 \u0219i bun\u0103 \u00eenotatoare este. La un moment dat, toat\u0103 lumea r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eengrozit\u0103: &#8230; <a title=\"Angajatorul: Iti dau 2500 de lei pe luna incepand de azi\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4988\" aria-label=\"Read more about Angajatorul: Iti dau 2500 de lei pe luna incepand de azi\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4990,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4991,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988\/revisions\/4991"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}