\u00cen anii \u201990, Ion, un ardelean cumsecade, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i caute norocul \u00een America, \u00ee\u0219i ia la revedere de la so\u021bia sa, Maria. \u00cenainte s\u0103 plece, Maria, cu o voce bl\u00e2nd\u0103 dar ferm\u0103, \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103, Ioane, nu vreau nimic deosebit de la tine, numa\u2019 o pereche de chilo\u021bei, m\u0103. Numa\u2019 at\u00e2ta s\u0103-mi aduci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se uit\u0103 la ea u\u0219or confuz, dar aprob\u0103 din cap:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine, tu, M\u0103rie, cum s\u0103 nu! O pereche de chilo\u021bei, fie. \u00ce\u021bi aduc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion iese pe poart\u0103, plin de speran\u021be, cu geamantanul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, dar abia face vreo sut\u0103 de metri, c\u00e2nd o aude pe Maria strig\u00e2nd \u00een urma lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103, Ioane, m\u0103! \u0218i-o fundi\u021b\u0103 de legat p\u0103rul, s\u0103 nu ui\u021bi, m\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion, deja z\u00e2mbind cu jum\u0103tate de gur\u0103, \u00eei face semn cu m\u00e2na:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, tu, da! \u0218i fundi\u021ba, am \u00een\u021beles!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 o c\u0103l\u0103torie lung\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de peripe\u021bii, Ion ajunge, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, \u00een America. \u00centr-o zi, d\u0103 peste un magazin mare, impozant, cu vitrine sclipitoare \u0219i reclame luminoase. La intrare, un afi\u0219 \u00eei atrage aten\u021bia: \u201eCine caut\u0103 un lucru \u0219i nu \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te \u00een magazinul meu, va fi r\u0103spl\u0103tit cu o mie de dolari! Semneaz\u0103 patronul.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion, cu g\u00e2ndul la promisiunea f\u0103cut\u0103 so\u021biei, intr\u0103 \u00een magazin hot\u0103r\u00e2t. Ajunge la raionul de lenjerie intim\u0103, unde o v\u00e2nz\u0103toare amabil\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce dore\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, a\u0219 vrea \u0219i eu o pereche de chilo\u021bei, da\u2019 cu o fundi\u021b\u0103 pentru legat p\u0103rul, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea se uit\u0103 mirat\u0103 la el, \u00eenghite \u00een sec, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai zic\u0103 nimic, fuge direct la biroul patronului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218efu\u2019, avem o problem\u0103 mare! A venit un rom\u00e2n \u0219i mi-a cerut o pereche de chilo\u021bei cu fundi\u021b\u0103 pentru legat p\u0103rul\u2026 \u0219i noi nu avem a\u0219a ceva! Ce facem? \u00cei d\u0103m mia de dolari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Patronul, care p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci p\u0103rea relaxat, se ridic\u0103 brusc din scaun \u0219i \u00eei face semn disperat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 D\u0103-i repede banii \u0219i scoate-l din magazin c\u00e2t mai repede! C\u0103 nebunul \u0103sta e \u00een stare s\u0103 cear\u0103 \u0219i izmene cu cofrag pentru ou\u0103, \u0219i nici de alea nu avem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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