{"id":4978,"date":"2025-03-10T09:42:54","date_gmt":"2025-03-10T09:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4978"},"modified":"2025-03-10T09:42:56","modified_gmt":"2025-03-10T09:42:56","slug":"de-cand-nevasta-m-a-parasit-am-invatat-sa-fac-multe-lucruri-singur-de-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4978","title":{"rendered":"De cand nevasta m-a parasit am invatat sa fac multe lucruri singur..de ex.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"901\" height=\"815\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3382.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4979\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3382.jpeg 901w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3382-300x271.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3382-768x695.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 901px) 100vw, 901px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La un proces era martor\u0103 o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103. Sprijinit\u0103 \u00een baston, bunicu\u021ba se a\u0219az\u0103 emo\u021bionat\u0103 pe scaun, \u00ee\u0219i caut\u0103 tremur\u00e2nd prin geant\u0103, scoate o batist\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i o plimb\u0103 de la o m\u00e2n\u0103 la alta, privindu-i pe to\u021bi cu ochi iscoditori.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sal\u0103 se simte tensiunea, oamenii \u0219optesc \u00eentre ei, dar b\u0103tr\u00e2nica p\u0103rea complet concentrat\u0103 pe ceea ce urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Procurorul de caz, un b\u0103rbat t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i \u00eencrez\u0103tor, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te u\u0219or, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 calm. Se g\u00e2nde\u0219te c\u0103 e mai bine s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u00eentr-o manier\u0103 prietenoas\u0103, s\u0103 o fac\u0103 pe bunic\u0103 s\u0103 se simt\u0103 confortabil\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 D-na Ionescu! M\u0103 cunoa\u0219te\u021bi? V\u0103 mai aduce\u021bi aminte de mine? Am locuit pe aceea\u0219i strad\u0103, ne \u00eent\u00e2lneam la magazinul de la col\u021b, poate v\u0103 aminti\u021bi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunicu\u021ba \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 \u00eencet privirea spre el, ochii ei mici \u0219i ageri \u00eel m\u0103soar\u0103 din cap p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een picioare. \u00centr-o clip\u0103, se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i spune cu voce clar\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, da! Cum s\u0103 nu\u2026 Te \u0219tiu, sigur c\u0103 te \u0219tiu! De mic erai un neispr\u0103vit, nu \u00eenv\u0103\u021bai niciodat\u0103 pentru \u0219coal\u0103, doar alergai dup\u0103 fete \u0219i inventai tot felul de minciuni.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai crescut, dar v\u0103d c\u0103 n-ai schimbat mare lucru. \u00ce\u021bi ba\u021bi nevasta, ur\u00e2t din partea ta! \u0218i acum \u00ee\u021bi bagi nasul \u00een afaceri murdare\u2026 ai copii mari \u0219i nu te la\u0219i de prostii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sal\u0103, c\u00e2\u021biva avoca\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i ascund z\u00e2mbetele, iar unii jura\u021bi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i st\u0103p\u00e2neasc\u0103 r\u00e2sul. Procurorul simte cum \u00eei fuge p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de sub picioare. \u00cenghite \u00een sec, dar \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103streze aparen\u021bele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar\u2026 d-na Ionescu, pe avocatul ap\u0103r\u0103rii \u00eel cunoa\u0219te\u021bi? \u00eentreab\u0103 el, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nica va fi mai bl\u00e2nd\u0103 cu colegul s\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunicu\u021ba \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 ochii spre avocatul ap\u0103r\u0103rii, \u00eel prive\u0219te fix \u0219i r\u0103spunde f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Daaa, \u00eel \u0219tiu \u0219i pe el! Toat\u0103 via\u021ba a fost o lepr\u0103, juca c\u0103r\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 t\u00e2rziu \u00een noapte, vorbea pe la spate \u0219i nu-\u0219i vedea de treab\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L-a cunoscut tot ora\u0219ul, mai ales pentru aventurile lui cu toate femeile. Una dintre amantele lui e chiar nevasta ta! Nu \u0219tiu cum a ajuns avocat, mai bine r\u0103m\u00e2nea la zaruri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen sal\u0103, chicotelile se transform\u0103 \u00eentr-o t\u0103cere ap\u0103s\u0103toare. Nimeni nu \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219te s\u0103 scoat\u0103 vreun sunet, dar to\u021bi ochii sunt a\u021binti\u021bi asupra judec\u0103torului, care \u00ee\u0219i \u0219terge fruntea transpirat\u0103 cu o batist\u0103 mic\u0103. Palid \u0219i vizibil agitat, judec\u0103torul \u00eei cheam\u0103 pe cei doi avoca\u021bi la bar\u0103, cu o privire sever\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un proces era martor\u0103 o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103. Sprijinit\u0103 \u00een baston, bunicu\u021ba se a\u0219az\u0103 emo\u021bionat\u0103 pe scaun, \u00ee\u0219i caut\u0103 tremur\u00e2nd prin geant\u0103, scoate o batist\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i o plimb\u0103 de la o m\u00e2n\u0103 la alta, privindu-i pe to\u021bi cu ochi iscoditori.&nbsp; \u00cen sal\u0103 se simte tensiunea, oamenii \u0219optesc \u00eentre ei, dar b\u0103tr\u00e2nica p\u0103rea complet concentrat\u0103 pe &#8230; <a title=\"De cand nevasta m-a parasit am invatat sa fac multe lucruri singur..de ex..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4978\" aria-label=\"Read more about De cand nevasta m-a parasit am invatat sa fac multe lucruri singur..de ex..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4980,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4981,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4978\/revisions\/4981"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}