{"id":4974,"date":"2025-03-10T07:33:10","date_gmt":"2025-03-10T07:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4974"},"modified":"2025-03-10T07:33:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-10T07:33:14","slug":"in-cuseta-vagonului-de-dormit-se-aude-o-bufnitura-buimaca-de-somn-sotia-intreaba-ce-a-cazut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4974","title":{"rendered":"In cuseta vagonului de dormit se aude o bufnitura, buimaca de somn sotia intreaba: Ce-a cazut.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Un poli\u0163ist \u00een autobuz. \u00cenghesuial\u0103 mare, c\u0103ldur\u0103. Cineva str\u0103nut\u0103. Poli\u0163istul:
\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?
Lini\u015fte.
\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?! insist\u0103 poli\u0163istul grav.
Lumea nu mai respir\u0103. Poli\u0163istul scoate pistolul \u015fi trage dou\u0103 focuri pe geam:
\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat!?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n


To\u0163i tremurau. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 pe un scaun cu voce g\u00e2tuit\u0103:
\u2013 Eu am str\u0103nutat.
\u2013 S\u0103n\u0103tate, mamaie!
Apoi cu privirea spre ceilal\u0163i c\u0103l\u0103tori speria\u0163i:
\u2013 Ceee? Ni s-a ordonat s\u0103 fim politico\u015fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O femeie este prins\u0103 de b\u0103rbatul ei \u00een timp ce \u00eel \u00een\u0219ela cu un vecin.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Foarte revoltat\u0103, femeia strig\u0103 la so\u021b:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Este doar vina ta c\u0103 am ajuns \u00een situa\u021bia asta!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu, ce vin\u0103 am eu? Muncesc de diminea\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 seara \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fac toate poftele, \u0219i tu\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 munceai mai mult nu mai eram s\u0103raci \u0219i nu se ajungea aici!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103rbatul contrariat:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are s\u0103r\u0103cia cu \u00een\u0219elatul?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Vai dragule, c\u00e2nd a venit omul la noi \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i am v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu am cu ce s\u0103 \u00eel servesc a trebuit s\u0103 fac ceva!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intr-un avion, un avocat sta alaturi de o blonda. Acesta din urma, ca sa treaca timpul mai repede si ca sa faca misto de blonda, ii zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Domnisoara, va propun un concurs \u2013 eu va pun o intrebare si daca nu stiti raspunsul, imi dati 5 euro. Dupa aceea, imi puneti o intrebare si daca eu nu stiu raspunsul, va dau 500 de euro!<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 De acord, zice blonda.
\u2013 OK, prima intrebare: care este distanta dintre Pamant si Luna?!
Evident, blonda nu stia raspunsul si i-a dat 5 euro avocatului.
Venise randul blondei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce urca pe munte pe trei picioare si coboara pe patru?
Au trecut cateva ore si avocatul nu gasea raspunsul asa ca pana la urma i-a dat cei 500 de euro promisi.
\u2013 Si totusi, care e raspunsul corect? intreaba avocatul.
\u2013 Nu stiu nici eu, zice blonda, si-i da 5 euro din cei 500 primiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un poli\u0163ist \u00een autobuz. \u00cenghesuial\u0103 mare, c\u0103ldur\u0103. Cineva str\u0103nut\u0103. Poli\u0163istul:\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?Lini\u015fte.\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat?! insist\u0103 poli\u0163istul grav.Lumea nu mai respir\u0103. Poli\u0163istul scoate pistolul \u015fi trage dou\u0103 focuri pe geam:\u2013 Cine a str\u0103nutat!?! To\u0163i tremurau. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 pe un scaun cu voce g\u00e2tuit\u0103:\u2013 Eu am str\u0103nutat.\u2013 S\u0103n\u0103tate, mamaie!Apoi cu privirea spre ceilal\u0163i … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4976,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4977,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4974\/revisions\/4977"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}