{"id":4970,"date":"2025-03-05T08:16:17","date_gmt":"2025-03-05T08:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4970"},"modified":"2025-03-05T08:16:20","modified_gmt":"2025-03-05T08:16:20","slug":"se-duce-o-batrana-la-farmacie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4970","title":{"rendered":"Se duce o batrana la farmacie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3313.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4971\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3313.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3313-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3313-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3313-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o zi se plimba iepurasul prin padure, se intilneste cu vulpea.<br>\u2013 Buna, ce mai faci iepurasule ?<br>\u2013 O, bine, vulpeo, ma simt excelent, sint intr-o forma grozava, daca ma intilnesc cu ursul ii dau citeva labe de-l nenorocesc, praf il fac!<br>\u2013 Extraordinar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai merge el ceva, se intilneste cu lupul.<br>\u2013 Cum o mai duci iepurasule ?<br>\u2013 Nemaipomenit, ma simt excelent, sint intr-o forma grozava, daca ma intilnesc cu ursul ii dau citeva labe de-l nenorocesc, praf il fac!<br>\u2013 Uluitor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai merge cit mai merge, iata ca vine chiar ursul.<br>\u2013 Hai salut iepurasule, am auzit ca-ti merge nemaipomenit, ce mai faci ?<br>\u2013 Ce sa fac nene ursule, ia, ma plimb si eu prin padure si vorbesc prostii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o zi se plimba iepurasul prin padure, se intilneste cu vulpea.\u2013 Buna, ce mai faci iepurasule ?\u2013 O, bine, vulpeo, ma simt excelent, sint intr-o forma grozava, daca ma intilnesc cu ursul ii dau citeva labe de-l nenorocesc, praf il fac!\u2013 Extraordinar. Mai merge el ceva, se intilneste cu lupul.\u2013 Cum o mai duci iepurasule &#8230; <a title=\"Se duce o batrana la farmacie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4970\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se duce o batrana la farmacie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4972,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4973,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4970\/revisions\/4973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}