{"id":4967,"date":"2025-03-04T13:44:01","date_gmt":"2025-03-04T13:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4967"},"modified":"2025-03-04T13:44:05","modified_gmt":"2025-03-04T13:44:05","slug":"intr-o-zi-maria-ajunge-tarziu-acasa-de-la-serviciu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4967","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-o zi, Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"770\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3248-770x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4968\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3248-770x1024.jpeg 770w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3248-226x300.jpeg 226w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3248-768x1021.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3248.jpeg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u00centr-o zi, <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">Maria<\/a> ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu. <br>Ion:\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Unde ai fost, M\u0103rie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-La c\u0103minul cultural Ioane, s-a organizat un curs unde ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 vorbim <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">elevat<\/a>. Dac\u0103 vrei te \u00eenscriu \u0219i pe tine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Prostii din astea \u00eemi trebuie mie, M\u0103rie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen serile urm\u0103toare, Maria ajunge \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu. Ion, nervos r\u0103u de tot:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103rie, unde ai fost iar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u021bi-am spus, Ioane, la curs la c\u0103minul cultural\u2026 \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m s\u0103 vorbim <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">elevat<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i bine M\u0103rie, dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea seri \u00een care ai fost nu te-am auzit nici m\u0103car o dat\u0103 s\u0103 zici \u0219i tu ceva elevat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103 <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">Ioane<\/a>, eu vorbesc elevat numai atunci c\u00e2nd vreau, m\u0103. Uite, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 auzi, \u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 acum ceva \u0219i-\u021bi r\u0103spund elevat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Auzi M\u0103rie, voi nu cumva sta\u021bi acolo p\u00e2n\u0103 t\u00e2rziu s\u0103 face\u021bi dragoste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">Indubitabil<\/a> Ioane,indubitabil!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dou\u0103 prietene \u00eenghesuite \u00een ultimul vagon de la tramvai,<\/strong>&nbsp;\u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dite de mul\u021bimea de c\u0103l\u0103tori, ajung p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 s\u0103 stea fa\u021b\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 posibilitate de r\u0103sucire. Una din ele \u00eei spune celeilalte:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum e tipul din spatele meu?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 T\u00e2n\u0103r!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asta <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">o simt<\/a>! Dar cum arat\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se intalnesc reprezentantii fabricilor de bere Becks, Heineken, Carlsberg si Guiness<\/strong>.Fiecare commanda o bere.Cel de la Becks o bere Becks, cel de la Heineken o bere Heineken, cel de la Carlsberg o bere Carlsberg, iar cel de la Guiness , spre uimirea celorlalti, cere o <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3344\">Coca<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cola.Cei trei intreaba nedumeriti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu nu bei bere?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai, daca voi nu beti bere, atunci nici eu nu beau!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o zi, Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103 de la serviciu. Ion:\u00a0 -Unde ai fost, M\u0103rie? -La c\u0103minul cultural Ioane, s-a organizat un curs unde ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 vorbim elevat. Dac\u0103 vrei te \u00eenscriu \u0219i pe tine -Prostii din astea \u00eemi trebuie mie, M\u0103rie? \u00cen serile urm\u0103toare, Maria ajunge \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu. 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