O babuta se duce la farmacie si o roaga pe vanzatoare:
\u2013 Maica, da-mi si mie niste pastile pentru mosul meu, ca nu mai poate sa-mi faca nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mamaie, uite, iti dau Viagra<\/a>. Rezultatul e garantat. \u2013 Dar ce-i, mamaie, nu au fost bune pastilele? \u2013 Pai a murit mosul in timp ce faceam amor<\/a> si acum vreau un antidot pentru pastilele ce mi le-ai dat. CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC<\/a> \ud83d\udc47 Un b\u0103rbat intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un magazin: \u2013 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, a\u015f vrea \u015fi pensula pentru vopsit, cea mai fin\u0103 pe care o ave\u0163i. \u2013 Cum s\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r? pl\u0103ti\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 ajut, nici o problem\u0103. Pl\u0103te\u015fte omul, v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea i-o vopse\u015fte \u00een verde, dar curioas\u0103 fiind, \u00eentreab\u0103: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" O babuta se duce la farmacie si o roaga pe vanzatoare:\u2013 Maica, da-mi si mie niste pastile pentru mosul meu, ca nu mai poate sa-mi faca nimic. \u2013 Mamaie, uite, iti dau Viagra. Rezultatul e garantat.\u2013 Bine, maica, cum spui tu.Dupa cateva zile, farmacista o vede pe baba intorcandu-se si o intreaba: \u2013 Dar ce-i, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4961,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4960"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4962,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4960\/revisions\/4962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Bine, maica, cum spui tu.
Dupa cateva zile, farmacista o vede pe baba intorcandu-se si o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Au fost bune, dar acum am alta problema.
\u2013 Ce problema? intreaba farmacista.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar de ce, mamaie?
\u2013 Pai vrem sa-l ingropam si nu putem inchide capacul de la sicriu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia unui politician divor\u021beaz\u0103. Judec\u0103torul:
\u2013 Deci, doamn\u0103, care este motivul divor\u021bului?
\u2013 Onorat\u0103 instan\u021b\u0103, toat\u0103 noaptea nu face altceva dec\u00eet s\u0103 se roteasc\u0103 \u00een jurul patului \u0219i s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u00eet de bine o s\u0103-mi fie..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, a\u015f vrea o cutie de vopsea verde<\/a>, cea mai bun\u0103 pe care o ave\u0163i.
\u2013 Cum s\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r, pl\u0103ti\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 dau, nici o problem\u0103.
Pl\u0103te\u015fte omul, \u00ee\u015fi prime\u015fte vopseaua, apoi spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum s\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r!? Pl\u0103ti\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 dau, nici-o problem\u0103.
Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, dar m\u0103 ajuta\u0163i s\u0103-mi vopsesc \u015fi eu pu@<\/a> \u00een verde?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, dar de ce o vre\u0163i vopsit\u0103?
\u2013 P\u0103i, cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun,\u2026 desear\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor <\/a>\u015fi viitoarea mea so\u0163ie spune c\u0103 n-a v\u0103zut su@ \u00een via\u0163a ei\u2026 \u015fi s\u0103 vede\u0163i ce-i fac dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce este verde!<\/p>\n\n\n\n