{"id":4953,"date":"2025-03-03T14:57:22","date_gmt":"2025-03-03T14:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4953"},"modified":"2025-03-03T15:00:08","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T15:00:08","slug":"bancul-zilei-bula-vrea-sa-isi-vanda-calul-la-targ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4953","title":{"rendered":"BANCUL ZILEI | Bul\u0103 Vrea S\u0103 \u00ce\u0219i V\u00e2nd\u0103 Calul La T\u00e2rg"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3216-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3216-1.jpeg 512w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3216-1-240x300.jpeg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i v\u00e2nd\u0103 calul la t\u00e2rg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu c\u00e2t dai calul? \u00eentreab\u0103 un trec\u0103tor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cost\u0103 2.000 de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cei cam scump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cei scump, da\u2019i un cal fain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cei fain, da\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 mie mi se pare c\u0103-i orb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu cred!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai s\u0103-l prob\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u0103 Bul\u0103 drumul calului, care o ia la fug\u0103 \u0219i nimere\u0219te cu capul drept \u00eentr-un copac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No, \u021bi-am zis c\u0103-i orb?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A\u0219a e, dar ai v\u0103zut ce curajos e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u00centr-o zi profesoara \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe copii cu ce au venit la \u0219coal\u0103.<br>Unul zice ca a venit cu Bmw-ul, altul cu Ferrari \u0219i to\u021bi cu ma\u0219ini de lux. \u0218i c\u00e2nd ajunge profesoara la Bul\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: -Bul\u0103, tu cu ce ai venit azi la \u0219coal\u0103?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cu bicicleta, doamna profesoara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i asta se repet\u0103 \u0219i \u00een a doua, \u0219i \u00een a treia zi. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urma Bul\u0103 \u00eei zice tat\u0103lui s\u0103u:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Tata, ne \u00eentreab\u0103 profesoara cu ce venim la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i to\u021bi spun c\u0103 vin cu ma\u0219ini luxoase, numai eu cu bicicleta.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai, zi-i \u0219i tu c\u0103 ai venit cu un Bmw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. Profesoara \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bul\u0103, cu ce ai venit azi la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;-Cu Maserati, doamna profesoar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;-Dar de ce ai \u00eent\u00e2rziat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;-Mi-a c\u0103zut lan\u021bul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i v\u00e2nd\u0103 calul la t\u00e2rg. \u2013 Cu c\u00e2t dai calul? \u00eentreab\u0103 un trec\u0103tor Cost\u0103 2.000 de lei. \u2013 \u00cei cam scump. \u2013 \u00cei scump, da\u2019i un cal fain. \u2013 \u00cei fain, da\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 mie mi se pare c\u0103-i orb. \u2013 Nu cred! \u2013 Hai s\u0103-l prob\u0103m. 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