{"id":4949,"date":"2025-03-03T13:13:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-03T13:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4949"},"modified":"2025-03-03T13:13:45","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T13:13:45","slug":"frate-te-invit-la-mine-daca-vrei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4949","title":{"rendered":"Frate te invit la mine daca vrei"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3226.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4950\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3226.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3226-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Parintii lui Bula se-nteleg intre ei sa vorbeasca codificat cand vor sa faca dragoste ca sa nu inteleaga Bula ce zic. Intr-o zi, ii zice tacsu lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Bula, du-te la mama si zi-i ca vreau sa bat la masina.<br>Se duce Bula la masa:<br>\u2013 Mama, mama, zice tata ca vrea sa bata la masina.<br>\u2013 Bine Bula, du-te si zi-i ca n-am decat cerneala rosie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ii zice Bula lui tacsu iar dupa vreo doua zile din nou il trimite tacsu pe Bula la masa, iar primeste raspuns ca n-are decat cerneala rosie si tot asa de cateva ori.<br>Dupa un timp, ii zice masa lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Bula, du-te la tata si zi-i ca am cerneala albastra acum.<br>Se duce, ii zice, la care tacsu:<br>\u2013 Bula, du-te si zi-i ca nu mai am nevoie de masina ei, am scris cu mana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parintii lui Bula se-nteleg intre ei sa vorbeasca codificat cand vor sa faca dragoste ca sa nu inteleaga Bula ce zic. Intr-o zi, ii zice tacsu lui Bula:\u2013 Bula, du-te la mama si zi-i ca vreau sa bat la masina.Se duce Bula la masa:\u2013 Mama, mama, zice tata ca vrea sa bata la masina.\u2013 Bine &#8230; <a title=\"Frate te invit la mine daca vrei\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4949\" aria-label=\"Read more about Frate te invit la mine daca vrei\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4951,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4952,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4949\/revisions\/4952"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}