{"id":4946,"date":"2025-03-03T09:14:40","date_gmt":"2025-03-03T09:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4946"},"modified":"2025-03-03T09:14:43","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T09:14:43","slug":"invatatoarea-le-spune-elevilor-sai-de-clasa-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4946","title":{"rendered":"Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I:<br>\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.<br>Bul\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ana are mere.<br>\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.<br>\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt:<br>\u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand voi ajunge acasa, va fi \u00abiepuras\u00bb?<br>\u2013 Mai bine te-ai uita la tine, beat, murdar\u2026 ce iepuras?<br>\u2013 Pariu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I:\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.Bul\u0103:\u2013 Ana are mere.\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026 Doi betivi mergeau pe drum, iar unul ii spune celuilalt:\u2013 Pariu pe o sticla de vin ca primul cuvant care mi-l va spune sotia, cand &#8230; <a title=\"Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4946\" aria-label=\"Read more about Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4947,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4948,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4946\/revisions\/4948"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}