{"id":4938,"date":"2025-03-02T11:23:29","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T11:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4938"},"modified":"2025-03-02T11:23:32","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T11:23:32","slug":"ioana-vine-in-fusta-la-biserica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4938","title":{"rendered":"Ioana vine in fusta la biserica .\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3177.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4939\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3177.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3177-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3177-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O doamn\u0103 intr\u0103 la farmacie \u015fi \u00eei cere farmacistului arsenic. Farmacistul \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, la ce v\u0103 trebuie arsenicul?<br>\u2013 Pentru ca s\u0103-l omor pe so\u0163ul meu!<br>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, nu pot s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd arsenic pentru acest motiv, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, spune farmacistul.<br>Atunci doamna scotoce\u015fte \u00een po\u015fet\u0103 \u015fi scoate o fotografie cu so\u0163ul ei care f\u0103cea dragoste cu so\u0163ia farmacistului. Acesta se uit\u0103 la fotografie \u015fi spune:<br>\u2013 Ah, scuza\u0163i-m\u0103, n-am \u015ftiut c\u0103 ave\u0163i re\u0163et\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In Somalia:<br>\u2013 C\u00e2te kg ai, b\u0103?<br>\u2013 20.<br>\u2013 Gras, la exterminare! Urm\u0103torul! C\u00e2te kg ai?<br>\u2013 15.<br>\u2013 Gr\u0103su\u0163, gr\u0103su\u0163. La exterminare. Urm\u0103torul! C\u00e2te kg ai?<br>\u2013 8.<br>\u2013 Pletosule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O doamn\u0103 intr\u0103 la farmacie \u015fi \u00eei cere farmacistului arsenic. Farmacistul \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Doamn\u0103, la ce v\u0103 trebuie arsenicul?\u2013 Pentru ca s\u0103-l omor pe so\u0163ul meu!\u2013 Doamn\u0103, nu pot s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd arsenic pentru acest motiv, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, spune farmacistul.Atunci doamna scotoce\u015fte \u00een po\u015fet\u0103 \u015fi scoate o fotografie cu so\u0163ul ei care f\u0103cea dragoste cu &#8230; <a title=\"Ioana vine in fusta la biserica .\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4938\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ioana vine in fusta la biserica .\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4940,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4938"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4941,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938\/revisions\/4941"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}