{"id":4934,"date":"2025-03-01T14:43:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-01T14:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4934"},"modified":"2025-03-01T14:43:18","modified_gmt":"2025-03-01T14:43:18","slug":"badea-gheorghe-mergea-pe-ulita-linistit-cantand-la-frunza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4934","title":{"rendered":"Badea Gheorghe mergea pe ulita linistit cantand la frunza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"558\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3155.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4935\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3155.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3155-269x300.jpeg 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceausescu si Gorbaciov sunt invitati la un dineu alaturi de presedinti ai altor tari. La dineu cei doi observa ca toate tacamurile sunt facute din aur. Cei doi isi propun sa fure macar o lingura. Gorbaciov:<br>\u2013 Dragii mei, uitati-va la aceste tablouri frumoase si valoroase\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toti se uita si in acel moment baga repede o lingura in buzunar.<br>Ceausescu:<br>\u2013 Vreti sa fac un numar de magie?<br>Toti: DAAA!!!<br>\u2013 Bine! Uite! Iau lingura asta de pe masa, o bag la mine in buzunar si o scot din buzunarul lui Gorbaciov.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un soldat american aflat la Paris st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u0163a unei catedrale \u015fi privea o nunt\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine este mirele? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un francez, care st\u0103tea al\u0103turi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Je ne sais pas, \u00eei r\u0103spunde francezul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu, americanul intr\u0103 \u00een catedral\u0103 pentru a o vizit\u0103 \u015fi vede c\u00e2\u0163iva oameni care tocmai puneau un co\u015fciug pe catafalc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine este mortul \u2013 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe preot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Je ne sais pas \u2013 vine r\u0103spunsul acestuia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii! \u2013 exclam\u0103 soldatul. S\u0103rmanul, nu a rezistat nici m\u0103car o or\u0103!\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ceausescu si Gorbaciov sunt invitati la un dineu alaturi de presedinti ai altor tari. La dineu cei doi observa ca toate tacamurile sunt facute din aur. Cei doi isi propun sa fure macar o lingura. Gorbaciov:\u2013 Dragii mei, uitati-va la aceste tablouri frumoase si valoroase\u2026 Toti se uita si in acel moment baga repede o &#8230; <a title=\"Badea Gheorghe mergea pe ulita linistit cantand la frunza\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4934\" aria-label=\"Read more about Badea Gheorghe mergea pe ulita linistit cantand la frunza\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4936,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4937,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4934\/revisions\/4937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}