{"id":4931,"date":"2025-03-01T10:29:37","date_gmt":"2025-03-01T10:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4931"},"modified":"2025-03-01T10:29:40","modified_gmt":"2025-03-01T10:29:40","slug":"un-boxer-isi-lasa-in-vestiar-portofelul-cu-un-biletel-cine-il-fura-il-bat-rau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4931","title":{"rendered":"Un boxer isi lasa in vestiar portofelul cu un biletel: Cine il fura il bat rau !\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3183.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4932\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3183.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3183-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_3183-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.\u00a0<br>In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:<br>\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.<br>\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!<br>\u2013 Da de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Pai nu mai am nici un pui!<br>\u2013 Cum asa ?!<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, ma. Cred ca fac ceva gresit. Ori ii plantez prea adanc ori nu ii ud destul \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un soldat american aflat la Paris st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u0163a unei catedrale \u015fi privea o nunt\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine este mirele? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un francez, care st\u0103tea al\u0103turi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Je ne sais pas, \u00eei r\u0103spunde francezul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu, americanul intr\u0103 \u00een catedral\u0103 pentru a o vizit\u0103 \u015fi vede c\u00e2\u0163iva oameni care tocmai puneau un co\u015fciug pe catafalc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine este mortul \u2013 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe preot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Je ne sais pas \u2013 vine r\u0103spunsul acestuia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii! \u2013 exclam\u0103 soldatul. S\u0103rmanul, nu a rezistat nici m\u0103car o or\u0103!\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.\u00a0In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.\u00a0 Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!\u2013 Da de ce? \u2013 Pai &#8230; <a title=\"Un boxer isi lasa in vestiar portofelul cu un biletel: Cine il fura il bat rau !\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4931\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un boxer isi lasa in vestiar portofelul cu un biletel: Cine il fura il bat rau !\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4933,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4931\/revisions\/4933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}