Scaunul profesoarei s-a rupt \u0219i ea a c\u0103zut cu picioarele \u00een sus\u2026
\u2013 Gigel ce ai vazut?
\u2013 Am vazut ou\u0219orul de la c\u0103lc\u00e2i\u2026
\u2013 Suspendat pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103! zice profa.
\u2013 Ionu\u021b tu ce ai v\u0103zut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 V-am vazut o coaps\u0103 doamn\u0103\u2026
\u2013 Ie\u0219i afar\u0103! o lun\u0103 de suspendare!
\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu ce ai v\u0103zut?
\u2013 Baft\u0103 b\u0103ie\u021bi! Ne vedem la anu\u2019!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi prieteni discut\u0103 despre o nunt\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Am fost la nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Si, c\u00e2t a mai mers darul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Na\u0219ul mare a achitat facturile la gaz pe 2 luni de iarn\u0103, socrul mic le-a pl\u0103tit 3 avize la curent, iar eu le-am dat \u00eentre\u021binerea \u0219i apa pe luna trecut\u0103.\u00a0 Cel mai \u2018jmecher\u2019 a fost ala de-a furat mireasa..i-a cerut Iu l ginerica sa-i faca plinu l la Logan. L-a rupt, ce sa mai, l-a rupt.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude03<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un soldat american aflat la Paris st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u0163a unei catedrale \u015fi privea o nunt\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cine este mirele? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un francez, care st\u0103tea al\u0103turi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Je ne sais pas, \u00eei r\u0103spunde francezul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu, americanul intr\u0103 \u00een catedral\u0103 pentru a o vizit\u0103 \u015fi vede c\u00e2\u0163iva oameni care tocmai puneau un co\u015fciug pe catafalc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cine este mortul \u2013 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe preot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Je ne sais pas \u2013 vine r\u0103spunsul acestuia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Pe to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii! \u2013 exclam\u0103 soldatul. S\u0103rmanul, nu a rezistat nici m\u0103car o or\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Scaunul profesoarei s-a rupt \u0219i ea a c\u0103zut cu picioarele \u00een sus\u2026\u2013 Gigel ce ai vazut?\u2013 Am vazut ou\u0219orul de la c\u0103lc\u00e2i\u2026\u2013 Suspendat pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103! zice profa.\u2013 Ionu\u021b tu ce ai v\u0103zut? \u2013 V-am vazut o coaps\u0103 doamn\u0103\u2026\u2013 Ie\u0219i afar\u0103! o lun\u0103 de suspendare!\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu ce ai v\u0103zut?\u2013 Baft\u0103 b\u0103ie\u021bi! Ne vedem la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4928,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4927"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4929,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4927\/revisions\/4929"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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