Dupa noaptea nuntii mirele spune, putin ofticat\u2026
-Din cate vad, draga, eu nu sunt primul<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sotia, in timp ce fuma o tigara, raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iar din cate vad eu, nu vei fi nici ultimul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vorbesc dou\u0103 prietene:
\u2013 So\u0163ul t\u0103u fumeaz\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doar dup\u0103 ce facem se\u2026
\u2013 P\u0103i ,nu e d\u0103un\u0103tor pentru s\u0103n\u0103tate?
\u2013 Eh ! 2\u20133 \u0163ig\u0103ri pe an nu cred c\u0103 e mult!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doua prietene se intalnesc la o cafea si, la un moment dat, una o intreaba foarte curioasa pe cealalta:
\u201cTu ii spui iubitului tau de fiecare data cand ai org..??
Cealalta ii raspunde linistita:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A, nu. Mai ales ca nu-i place sa-l sun prea des cand este la birou\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Dupa noaptea nuntii mirele spune, putin ofticat\u2026-Din cate vad, draga, eu nu sunt primul Sotia, in timp ce fuma o tigara, raspunde: Iar din cate vad eu, nu vei fi nici ultimul\u2026 Vorbesc dou\u0103 prietene:\u2013 So\u0163ul t\u0103u fumeaz\u0103? Doar dup\u0103 ce facem se\u2026\u2013 P\u0103i ,nu e d\u0103un\u0103tor pentru s\u0103n\u0103tate?\u2013 Eh ! 2\u20133 \u0163ig\u0103ri pe an … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4920,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4921,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4919\/revisions\/4921"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}