{"id":4915,"date":"2025-02-27T10:47:48","date_gmt":"2025-02-27T10:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4915"},"modified":"2025-02-27T10:47:51","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T10:47:51","slug":"banca-dvs-da-credite-doar-pe-cuvantul-de-onoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4915","title":{"rendered":"Banca dvs da credite doar pe cuvantul de onoare?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_3091.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4916\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_3091.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_3091-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O baba surda se urca in tramvai. La un moment dat vine controlorul\u00a0<br>\u2013 Biletul la control, va rog!\u00a0<br>\u2013 Ce zici maica?\u00a0<br>\u2013 Biletul la control!\u00a0<br>Baba se intoarce catre o tanara si intreaba:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Ce zice fa maica?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zice biletul la control pentru ca dansul e controlor.<br>Baba se intoarce suparata catre controlor si zice\u00a0<br>\u2013 Si eu sunt contra lor maica, dar ce dracu sa le faci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dimineata. Autobuzul pleaca din statie, dupa el alearga o doamna si striga:<br>\u2013 Oameni buni, opriti va rog autobuzul! Intarzii la lucru!<br>Pasagerii il roaga pe sofer sa opreasca. Doamna se urca si spune, bucuroasa:<br>\u2013 Am reusit\u2026 Asa, biletele la control!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O baba surda se urca in tramvai. La un moment dat vine controlorul\u00a0\u2013 Biletul la control, va rog!\u00a0\u2013 Ce zici maica?\u00a0\u2013 Biletul la control!\u00a0Baba se intoarce catre o tanara si intreaba:\u00a0\u2013 Ce zice fa maica? \u2013 Zice biletul la control pentru ca dansul e controlor.Baba se intoarce suparata catre controlor si zice\u00a0\u2013 Si eu sunt &#8230; <a title=\"Banca dvs da credite doar pe cuvantul de onoare?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4915\" aria-label=\"Read more about Banca dvs da credite doar pe cuvantul de onoare?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4917,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4918,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4915\/revisions\/4918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}