{"id":4910,"date":"2025-02-26T09:34:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-26T09:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4910"},"modified":"2026-01-31T16:59:41","modified_gmt":"2026-01-31T16:59:41","slug":"bula-la-prima-intalnire-cu-o-tipa-super-la-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4910","title":{"rendered":"Ce s-a-ntamplat, de ti-ai ars urechea stanga?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"717\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2087.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2087.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2087-255x300.jpeg 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>      <br>    CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o sala de urgenta, se prezinta un pacient.<br>Doctorul: \u2013 Ce s-a-ntamplat, de ti-ai ars urechea stanga?<br>Pacientul: \u2013 Pai, sa vedeti! Calcam o camasa si, deodata, suna telefonul. Din gresala, duc calcatorul la ureche, in loc de telefon!<br>Doctorul: \u2013 Bine, bine! Dar si urechea dreapta-i arsa!?<br>Pacientul: \u2013 Pai, am sunat dupa salvare!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie a furat un compot de piersici dintr un market si este prinsa de politie. Este dusa la tribunal, iar judecatorul o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Cate piersici erau in borcan?<br>\u2013 6.<br>\u2013 Atunci vei sta pt fiecare piersica cate o luna la inchisoare\u2026 Din spate, sotul ei:<br>\u2013 Domnule judecator, a furat si un borcan de mazare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Invatatoarea la scoala:<br>\u2013 Ia spuneti copii, voi stiti cine v-a adus pe voi pe lume?<br>Ancuta:<br>\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus barza.<br>\u2013 De unde stii, Ancuta ?<br>\u2013 Pai am picioarele la fel de lungi si sunt mai alba la ten.<br>Gigel:<br>\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus cioara.<br>\u2013 De unde stii, Gigel?<br>\u2013 Pai sunt mai inchis la culoare la ten si brunet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bravo, Gigel.<br>Bula si el cu mana pe sus.<br>\u2013 Pe mine m-a adus ferry-boat-ul.<br>\u2013 Cum asa, Bula?<br>\u2013 Pai aseara, cand treceam pe langa dormitorul parintilor, l-am auzit pe tata spunandu-i mamei:<br>\u2013 Nu mai feri botu, ca iar facem unul ca Bula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Intr-o sala de urgenta, se prezinta un pacient.Doctorul: \u2013 Ce s-a-ntamplat, de ti-ai ars urechea stanga?Pacientul: \u2013 Pai, sa vedeti! Calcam o camasa si, deodata, suna telefonul. Din gresala, duc calcatorul la ureche, in loc de telefon!Doctorul: \u2013 Bine, bine! Dar si urechea dreapta-i arsa!?Pacientul: \u2013 Pai, am sunat dupa salvare!!! &#8230; <a title=\"Ce s-a-ntamplat, de ti-ai ars urechea stanga?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4910\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ce s-a-ntamplat, de ti-ai ars urechea stanga?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6763,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4910"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6765,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4910\/revisions\/6765"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}