{"id":4899,"date":"2025-02-25T07:46:59","date_gmt":"2025-02-25T07:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4899"},"modified":"2025-02-25T07:47:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-25T07:47:02","slug":"o-baba-viseaza-intr-o-noapte-ca-dumnezeu-vorbeste-cu-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4899","title":{"rendered":"O bab\u0103 viseaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte c\u0103 Dumnezeu vorbe\u0219te cu ea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O bab\u0103 viseaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte c\u0103 Dumnezeu vorbe\u0219te cu ea \u0219i \u00eei promite c\u0103 o s\u0103 mai tr\u0103iasc\u0103 3 de ani, pentru c\u0103 a fost <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3667\">credincioas\u0103<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, baba la o clinic\u0103 de chirurgie estetic\u0103 cere: lifting, liposuc\u021bie, silicoane, vopsea blond\u0103\u2026 Ce mai, dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile, cu banii de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare era ca <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3667\">Pamela Anderson!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iese din clinic\u0103 \u0219i o calc\u0103 un autobuz\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La poarta Raiului \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Doamne, dac\u0103 mi-ai mai promis 35 de ani, de ce m-ai omo\/r\u00e2t?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pana mea! Nu te-am mai recunoscut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3667\">URMATORUL BANC <\/a>\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un pescar trist scotea pe\u0219tii unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceilal\u021bi pescari, nervo\u0219i foc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103i, prinzi pe\u0219te dup\u0103 pe\u0219te cu c\u00e2rligul gol. De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a nefericit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zilele trecute am prins <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3667\">pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur<\/a>. Prima dorin\u021b\u0103 a fost s\u0103 prind mai mult pe\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 nad\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlig. A doua s\u0103 am bani mul\u021bi \u0219i a treia s\u0103 termin \u00eentotdeauna \u00een acela\u0219i timp cu nevast\u0103-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i care-i problema?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De c\u00e2nd am venit la pescuit, mi-am dat drumul de trei ori.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O bab\u0103 viseaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte c\u0103 Dumnezeu vorbe\u0219te cu ea \u0219i \u00eei promite c\u0103 o s\u0103 mai tr\u0103iasc\u0103 3 de ani, pentru c\u0103 a fost credincioas\u0103. A doua zi, baba la o clinic\u0103 de chirurgie estetic\u0103 cere: lifting, liposuc\u021bie, silicoane, vopsea blond\u0103\u2026 Ce mai, dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile, cu banii de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare era ca Pamela Anderson! &#8230; <a title=\"O bab\u0103 viseaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte c\u0103 Dumnezeu vorbe\u0219te cu ea\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4899\" aria-label=\"Read more about O bab\u0103 viseaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o noapte c\u0103 Dumnezeu vorbe\u0219te cu ea\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4900,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4901,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899\/revisions\/4901"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}