O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 prinde buchetul cu flori la nunta colegei.
Se \u00eendreapt\u0103 bucuroas\u0103 spre prietenul ei:
\u2013 \u015etii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta?
\u2013 Da. C\u00e2teva zile nu-\u0163i mai cump\u0103r flori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fotograful:
\u2013 Hai, copii, sta\u0163i aici \u00een fa\u0163\u0103! M\u0103tu\u015fico, treci, te rog, \u00een partea dreapt\u0103!\u2026
Iar dumneata, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne, nu te mai da pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mireas\u0103, c\u0103-mi strici poza!
\u2013 Bine, da\u2019 eu\u2026
\u2013 Hai, d\u0103-te de-acolo, n-am timp de discu\u0163ii!
\u2013 Dar eu sunt mirele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In noaptea nuntii, mirele, bine dispus, ii spune unui amic:
\u2013 Pariezi pe 5000 de lei ca mireasa e virgina?
Mireasa aude si intervine:
\u2013 Nici nu te-ai \u00eensurat bine si deja arunci cu banii pe fereastra?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu cred c\u0103 divor\u0163ul e inventat \u00eenaintea c\u0103s\u0103toriei.
\u2013 De ce?
\u2013 Altminteri nimeni n-ar fi avut curajul s\u0103 se \u00eensoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mirele \u015fi mireasa nu erau foarte tineri \u015fi nici foarte frumo\u015fi.
Dup\u0103 ceremonie, mirele se duce la p\u0103rintele care oficiase nunta \u015fi dup\u0103 cum era obiceiul, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2t \u00eel cost\u0103.
P\u0103rintele \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u201cTe las pe tine sa hotarasti, c\u00e2t crezi tu c\u0103 merita nevasta ta\u201d
Mirele se uita lung la proapata so\u0163ie, \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentinde 1 lir\u0103.
Parintele se uit\u0103 \u015fi el lung la mireas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentinde 50 centi rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 prinde buchetul cu flori la nunta colegei.Se \u00eendreapt\u0103 bucuroas\u0103 spre prietenul ei:\u2013 \u015etii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta?\u2013 Da. C\u00e2teva zile nu-\u0163i mai cump\u0103r flori. \u2014\u2014\u2014 Fotograful:\u2013 Hai, copii, sta\u0163i aici \u00een fa\u0163\u0103! M\u0103tu\u015fico, treci, te rog, \u00een partea dreapt\u0103!\u2026Iar dumneata, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne, nu te mai da pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mireas\u0103, c\u0103-mi strici poza!\u2013 Bine, da\u2019 eu\u2026\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4892,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4893,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4891\/revisions\/4893"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}