{"id":4881,"date":"2025-02-21T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2025-02-21T14:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4881"},"modified":"2025-02-21T14:47:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-21T14:47:09","slug":"fosta-sotie-catre-fostul-sot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4881","title":{"rendered":"Fosta sotie catre fostul sot"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2883-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4882\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2883-1.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2883-1-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Copiii sunt intrebati la scoala ce meserie ar prefera.<br>Ionel:<br>\u2013 Eu ma fac doctor.<br>Gigel:<br>\u2013 Eu ma fac inginer.<br>Bula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Eu ma fac hacker.<br>\u2013 Dar de ce mai Bula, intreaba invatatoarea.<br>\u2013 Am auzit ca de la anul catalogul va fi publicat online. Si daca eu n-am fost premiant, macar copiii mei vor fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama lui Bula statea de vorba la cofetarie cu doua vecine. Subiectul: cat de mult castiga copiii lor.<br>Prima:<br>\u2013 Vasile, baiatul meu, a ajuns mare chirurg si are atat de multi bani incat a facut cadou o masina unui prieten de-al lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A doua:<br>\u2013 Gheorghita al meu a ajuns mare avocat si are atatia bani incat a facut cadou un apartament unui prieten de-al lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Mama lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Bula al meu n-a invatat nimic, nu s-a ales nimic de el, e somer si se drogheaza. Si, colac peste pupaza, e si homo\u2026 Norocul lui ca are doi amanti, unul doctor si unul avocat, care i-au facut cadou o casa si o masina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copiii sunt intrebati la scoala ce meserie ar prefera.Ionel:\u2013 Eu ma fac doctor.Gigel:\u2013 Eu ma fac inginer.Bula: \u2013 Eu ma fac hacker.\u2013 Dar de ce mai Bula, intreaba invatatoarea.\u2013 Am auzit ca de la anul catalogul va fi publicat online. Si daca eu n-am fost premiant, macar copiii mei vor fi! Mama lui Bula statea &#8230; <a title=\"Fosta sotie catre fostul sot\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4881\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fosta sotie catre fostul sot\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4883,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4884,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4881\/revisions\/4884"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}