{"id":4865,"date":"2025-02-20T10:59:07","date_gmt":"2025-02-20T10:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4865"},"modified":"2025-02-20T10:59:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-20T10:59:10","slug":"de-nervi-lupul-o-mananca-pe-scufita-rosie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4865","title":{"rendered":"De nervi Lupul o mananca pe Scufita Rosie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"505\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2877.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2877.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2877-297x300.jpeg 297w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Salut, Bul\u0103! Vai, de c\u00e2nd nu ne-am mai v\u0103zut! Ai terminat Dreptul?<br>\u2013 Da, sunt licen\u021biat!<br>\u2013 \u0218i am auzit c-ai f\u0103cut \u0219i Jurnalistica?<br>\u2013 Da, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 fac \u0219i masteratul!<br>\u2013 Bravo, \u021bine-o tot a\u0219a! D\u0103-mi \u0219i mie un meniu Big Mac mare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 sun\u0103 \u00een mijlocul nop\u021bii la bibliotecar\u0103:<br>\u2013 Alo, v\u0103 rog frumos s\u0103 \u00eemi spune\u021bi la ce or\u0103 deschide\u021bi la biblioteca.<br>Bibliotecara, obosita:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, dar e trecut demult de miezul nop\u0163ii!<br>\u2013 Nu conteaz\u0103, vreau sa \u0219tiu la ce or\u0103 deschide\u021bi biblioteca!<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, deschidem diminea\u0163\u0103 la ora nou\u0103! Dar de ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 intra\u021bi \u00een bibliotec\u0103 a\u015fa devreme?<br>La care Bul\u0103:<br>\u2013 Eu nu vreau s\u0103 intru \u00een bibliotec\u0103. Am r\u0103mas \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i vreau s\u0103 ies naibii de aici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula catre tatal sau:<br>\u2013 Tata, am doua intrebari:<br>Prima: \u2013 Pot sa primesc mai multi bani de buzunar?<br>Si a 2-a: \u2013 De ce nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut, Bul\u0103! Vai, de c\u00e2nd nu ne-am mai v\u0103zut! Ai terminat Dreptul?\u2013 Da, sunt licen\u021biat!\u2013 \u0218i am auzit c-ai f\u0103cut \u0219i Jurnalistica?\u2013 Da, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 fac \u0219i masteratul!\u2013 Bravo, \u021bine-o tot a\u0219a! D\u0103-mi \u0219i mie un meniu Big Mac mare\u2026 Bul\u0103 sun\u0103 \u00een mijlocul nop\u021bii la bibliotecar\u0103:\u2013 Alo, v\u0103 rog frumos s\u0103 \u00eemi spune\u021bi &#8230; <a title=\"De nervi Lupul o mananca pe Scufita Rosie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4865\" aria-label=\"Read more about De nervi Lupul o mananca pe Scufita Rosie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4867,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4865"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4868,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865\/revisions\/4868"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}