{"id":4861,"date":"2025-02-20T08:57:57","date_gmt":"2025-02-20T08:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4861"},"modified":"2025-02-20T08:57:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-20T08:57:59","slug":"bula-la-ora-de-gramatica-profesorul-eu-nu-am-mancattu-nu-ai-mancat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4861","title":{"rendered":"Bula la ora de gramatica: Profesorul, eu nu am mancat\u2026Tu nu ai mancat\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Bul\u0103, ce bine c\u0103 te-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit. E\u0219ti bine?<\/strong>
\u2013 Da, \u0218trul\u0103, sunt foarte bine, s\u0103n\u0103tos \u0219i voios.<\/strong>
\u2013 Ai s\u0103-mi \u00eemprumu\u021bi 500 de lei p\u00e2n\u0103 la salariu?<\/strong>
\u2013 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, dar nu am niciun ban la mine.<\/strong>
\u2013 Dar acas\u0103?<\/strong>
\u2013 \u0218trul\u0103, acas\u0103 sunt to\u021bi bine, s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i voio\u0219i.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Selec\u021bie de bancuri<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Ion pleaca ca in fiecare seara la lucru cu caruta iar Maria se pregateste, face prajituri, ca doar trebuia sa vina amantul.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pleaca Ion, iar pe drum i se strica o roata de la caruta si se in toarce acasa. Cand ajunge ii spune Mariei:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vai da de unde ai stiut ca o sa ma intorc acasa? Maria ii raspunde:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Am presimtit io asa.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mananca, se pun in pat si Maria vede la geam ca venise amantu\u2019 si ca aprindea farurile de la masina la fereastra casei. Se ridica Maria, se duce la geam si Ion o intreaba:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce faci Maria?<\/em>
Marie ii raspunde:<\/em>
-Ma duc sa ma rog.<\/em>
Deschide geamul si incepe:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Tatal nostru cel de\u2019a fara nu tie randul asta seara, pace\u2019n cer si pe pamant maine seara esti la rand.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201eBul\u0103, \u021bine minte: Familia e ca un mic stat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Da? \u0218i tu cine e\u0219ti, tat\u0103?
\u2013 Pre\u0219edintele!
\u2013 Dar mama?
\u2013 Puterea.
\u2013 Bunica?
\u2013 SRI.
\u2013 Dar eu?
\u2013 Tu e\u0219ti poporul, Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n


A doua zi, Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 tat\u0103l la serviciu \u0219i, cu vocea tremur\u00e2nd\u0103, \u00eei zice:
\u2013 Domnule Pre\u0219edinte, permite\u021bi s\u0103 raportez: La Putere tocmai a venit alt Pre\u0219edinte, SRI-ul doarme, iar poporul nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2013 Doctore, se pl\u00e2nge un mo\u015f de 80 de ani, deja nu mai pot s\u0103 am treab\u0103 cu nevast\u0103-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i, tataie, la v\u00e2rsta matale\u2026 Da\u2019 mai po\u0163i face un singur lucru. S\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci p\u00e2ine mult\u0103, a\u015fa, vreo 10 p\u00e2ini pe zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bul\u0103, ce bine c\u0103 te-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit. E\u0219ti bine?\u2013 Da, \u0218trul\u0103, sunt foarte bine, s\u0103n\u0103tos \u0219i voios.\u2013 Ai s\u0103-mi \u00eemprumu\u021bi 500 de lei p\u00e2n\u0103 la salariu?\u2013 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, dar nu am niciun ban la mine.\u2013 Dar acas\u0103?\u2013 \u0218trul\u0103, acas\u0103 sunt to\u021bi bine, s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i voio\u0219i. Selec\u021bie de bancuri Ion pleaca ca in fiecare seara la … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4863,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4864,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4861\/revisions\/4864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}