{"id":4849,"date":"2025-02-19T11:31:40","date_gmt":"2025-02-19T11:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4849"},"modified":"2025-02-19T11:31:42","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T11:31:42","slug":"un-tip-jefuieste-o-banca-ascunde-banii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4849","title":{"rendered":"Un tip jefuieste o banca ascunde banii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"631\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2827.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4850\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2827.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2827-300x263.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O feti\u0163\u0103 vine acas\u0103, speriat\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune mamei sale:<br>\u2013 Mam\u0103, la \u015fcoal\u0103, un b\u0103ie\u0163el de la mine din clas\u0103 mi-a zis azi s\u0103 ne juc\u0103m de-a doctorul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vai de mine! \u015ei ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?<br>\u2013 M-a l\u0103sat\u2026 s\u0103 a\u015ftept o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 pe culoar, mi-a b\u0103gat m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar \u015fi apoi m-a trimis acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu am bani s\u0103-i dau \u015fpag\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 se laude:<br>\u2013 Gata, de ast\u0103zi am devenit patron.<br>\u2013 Cum a\u0219a? \u00eentreab\u0103 taic\u0103-su.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am cump\u0103rat un teren de la Nea Ion \u0219i mi-am f\u0103cut firm\u0103.<br>\u2013 Ce teren? Ce firm\u0103?<br>\u2013 Avea Nea Ion un teren la curba aia periculoas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i ce faci acolo? Pe terenul \u0103la nu a mai crescut nimic de ani de zile.<br>Bul\u0103 foarte m\u00e2ndru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 L-am cump\u0103rat \u0219i am f\u0103cut un cimitir. Mi-am f\u0103cut \u0219i reclam\u0103, am pus pe zid un anun\u021b: \u201dNu v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi! Noi v\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 L-am cump\u0103rat \u0219i am f\u0103cut un cimitir. Mi-am f\u0103cut \u0219i reclam\u0103, am pus pe zid un anun\u021b: \u201dNu v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi! Noi v\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O feti\u0163\u0103 vine acas\u0103, speriat\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune mamei sale:\u2013 Mam\u0103, la \u015fcoal\u0103, un b\u0103ie\u0163el de la mine din clas\u0103 mi-a zis azi s\u0103 ne juc\u0103m de-a doctorul\u2026 \u2013 Vai de mine! \u015ei ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?\u2013 M-a l\u0103sat\u2026 s\u0103 a\u015ftept o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 pe culoar, mi-a b\u0103gat m\u00e2na \u00een buzunar \u015fi apoi m-a trimis acas\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip jefuieste o banca ascunde banii\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=4849\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip jefuieste o banca ascunde banii\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4851,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4852,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4849\/revisions\/4852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}